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#1
I did once on accident. I was 11 and just had a noseblood that got all over my shirt.

We had a babysitter.


I cried
#2
I like to solve my own problems TS.

A gun in the hand is better than A cop on the phone,

So no I have never called the police,
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#3
Several times all on accident. I had a friend who's phone number had 911 in it and it would sometimes go to his house and sometimes go to the police. It was a real pain in the dick because they'd always 'send someone just to make sure I'm ok'
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#5
Only once: there was a whole heap of drunk homeless people fighting in the park next door.

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#7
I wonder, is 911 universal or only in the US?

And, Alec Baldwin in a commercial said that 912 is for rich people. Haven't tried to disprove it yet. Prolly.
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#9
Quote by mystical_1
I wonder, is 911 universal or only in the US?

And, Alec Baldwin in a commercial said that 912 is for rich people. Haven't tried to disprove it yet. Prolly.

Not sure if it's only for the US, but definitely not universal. Here where I live, it's 999 to get the cops.
#11
In England they have to type out the letters to the numbers. I think.
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#12
Quote by mystical_1
I wonder, is 911 universal or only in the US?

And, Alec Baldwin in a commercial said that 912 is for rich people. Haven't tried to disprove it yet. Prolly.


In the UK its 999.
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#13
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Not sure if it's only for the US, but definitely not universal. Here where I live, it's 999 to get the cops.


Over here, it's 000.
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#14
when i started throwing up with intense stomach pain when my crohn's was flaring up. 3 times.
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#15
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I wonder, is 911 universal or only in the US?


Canada is also 911, but it's different most other places. Parts of Asia use 119.
#16
It's 000 in Australia but there's so many dumb cunts who call 911 that when you call it it gets redirected to 000.

I called the cops on the ugly girl up the street when I was little. Mum and dad were not impressed.
#17
The time I went into the bedroom and found my brother and sister were gone. You know, death don't have no mercy in this land
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#18
My friend had a seizure on the toilet one night. I called them and calmly told them what happened, where to send the ambulance, what medication he takes, etc.

They sent a firetruck. I had to drive him.
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']My friend had a seizure on the toilet one night. I called them and calmly told them what happened, where to send the ambulance, what medication he takes, etc.

They sent a firetruck. I had to drive him.
How did you come to find him on the toilet?
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#21
Quote by ripple07
How did you come to find him on the toilet?

Watched him on my webc-I MEAN heard him flailing and knocking on the walls/floor.
#22
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Watched him on my webc-I MEAN heard him flailing and knocking on the walls/floor.
At what point are they making enough noise while shitting to justify breaking in? What if he was taking a shit with headphones on. You hear him thrashing about and ask if he is ok. When he does not answer you bust the door open to find him power-stancing into a banana peel. How do you explain yourself in that situation?
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#23
Quote by ripple07
At what point are they making enough noise while shitting to justify breaking in? What if he was taking a shit with headphones on. You hear him thrashing about and ask if he is ok. When he does not answer you bust the door open to find him power-stancing into a banana peel. How do you explain yourself in that situation?


"I thought you were having a seizure" perchance?
#24
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"I thought you were having a seizure" perchance?


That excuse makes far more sense than breaking down the door for a look at his dick.
#25
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"I thought you were having a seizure" perchance?

I don't know. What if you were staring at the banana peel when you said this? A grin on your face as you walk towards him, your body language telling him everything will be al-right.


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I also called the cops when I got in a motor car accident. That was the only other time I called the cops besides the time my brother and sister died the same night.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#26
Quote by ripple07
At what point are they making enough noise while shitting to justify breaking in? What if he was taking a shit with headphones on. You hear him thrashing about and ask if he is ok. When he does not answer you bust the door open to find him power-stancing into a banana peel. How do you explain yourself in that situation?

Because this has happened before.

I knocked on the door and said his name, when there was still beating and knocking I went on in.
#27
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Because this has happened before.

I knocked on the door and said his name, when there was still beating and knocking I went on in.
I guess. If he had a history of seizures, it is best to play it safe.

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That excuse makes far more sense than breaking down the door for a look at his dick.

Well, even if he saw his genitals it was for the best.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#28
I did when I used to be Eazy-E just to play **** tha Police down the phone at them. It was pretty hardcore back when I was in NWA
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#29
Never! Because I don't cause trouble and people repay me with not causing trouble for me.
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#31
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ITT: People calling the police for medical emergencies

Also "on accident" does not make sense.


Maybe if your phone has set the police under speed dial.
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#32
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ITT: People calling the police for medical emergencies

Also "on accident" does not make sense.

I couldn't think of any times I've called Johnny Law.
#33
I called the police on myself once, when Insane!Corvus decided to pop by for a visit

I ended up spending 10 hours at a hospital, during which I was bored out of my mind, except for a blood test
#34
Quote by ripple07
That was the only other time I called the cops besides the time my brother and sister died the same night.



Part of me says troll...another part says
#35
Quote by tyler_j
Part of me says troll...another part says

Carbon monoxide. But a part of me still thinks the fire got to them first. I was very young at the time. My parents probably lied to make it seem better.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#36
Quote by ripple07
Carbon monoxide. But a part of me still thinks the fire got to them first. I was very young at the time. My parents probably lied to make it seem better.



That's horrible!
#37
Quote by tyler_j

That's horrible!

I am sorry but it is not true. I shouldn't post things like that

I have had the cops called on me a couple times, though. Both involved alcohol.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#39
Quote by ripple07
I am sorry but it is not true. I shouldn't post things like that

I have had the cops called on me a couple times, though. Both involved alcohol.



Well still, that whole scenario is pretty horrible
#40
Quote by tyler_j
Well still, that whole scenario is pretty horrible

Sorry for bringing you down


Any of you guys use police scanner aps? They can be entertaining...
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
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