Wot like brand new, you could be the first newborn on U.G, Hello and welcome!
my tips for a noob!
Study The Pit for a while before posting in it.
Ask anything you want in the forum relative to your question. But most forums have F.A.Q's
and the mods get real arsey if you ask too many guitar related questions if you are a noob.
If you have a sense of humour and get stoned or drunk then use all of these attributes to wind up the above mentioned mods whilst gathering information by reading other peoples threads, fhew! Welcome