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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.

Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

"The criminal conduct to which Anthony Garcia pleaded guilty today is completely outrageous," U.S. Attorney Kenneth J. Gonzales said after Garcia's appearance in federal court. "No one should have to endure this type of experience simply because she or he accepts a food sample while shopping for groceries."

Garcia, 32, pleaded guilty to charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators.

The woman told police that after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth on the garment she was wearing to get the taste out of her mouth. Investigators collected samples of the woman's spit from the floor and took the garment she was wearing as evidence.

Police say Garcia was linked to the yogurt through DNA samples. Authorities said Garcia then lied to investigators about the case.

In court documents, federal prosecutors called the allegations "sickening and appalling."

Garcia faces up to three years of imprisonment to be followed by three years of supervised release. He has been in federal custody since his arrest in July and remained detained pending his sentencing, which has yet to be scheduled.


I guess he told her it was "fresh organic."



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Reminds me of a few years ago when people near where I live got ill, and it turned out they had all eaten at McDonald's.

..anyway, after an investigation, like.. 6 different people's semen was found in the mayo

Never been to a McDonald's, or anywhere else like that since
#7
I hope this doesn't have some massive repurcussions. With stuff like there's always a 'group' that want to ensure this stuff 'doesn't happen in the future', so they end up banning free samples and whatnot.

Back OT: Why?!? Why would he do that?
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I bet she didn't see that one cumming
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Reminds me of a few years ago when people near where I live got ill, and it turned out they had all eaten at McDonald's.

..anyway, after an investigation, like.. 6 different people's semen was found in the mayo

Never been to a McDonald's, or anywhere else like that since
MacDonald's burgers taste like semen anyways

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Quote by sam b
Reminds me of a few years ago when people near where I live got ill, and it turned out they had all eaten at McDonald's.

..anyway, after an investigation, like.. 6 different people's semen was found in the mayo

Never been to a McDonald's, or anywhere else like that since

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I bet she didn't see that one cumming

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That's gross. What if he had an STD


how many stds can you get from ingesting semen?
(this isn't a rhetorical question, I'm actually curious)
#18
so gross
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guy must have a bad diet, mine tastes more or less like nothing, and has a fairly yogurty texture, if it were me, the woman would not of even realised


Prove it.
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#21
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MacDonald's burgers taste like semen anyways

We're not talking about Old MacDonald's, we're talking about McDonalds the fast food chain
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Is anyone else surprised that a girl who recognizes the taste of semen is upset that someone did this to her?
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This was someone you bribed, wasn't it?
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how many stds can you get from ingesting semen?
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guy must have a bad diet, mine tastes more or less like nothing, and has a fairly yogurty texture, if it were me, the woman would not of even realised


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guy must have a bad diet, mine tastes more or less like nothing, and has a fairly yogurty texture, if it were me, the woman would not of even realised

How do you know what your semen tastes like?
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This was someone you bribed, wasn't it?


Yes. I hated that woman, and needed to find the perfect opportunity to exact my hatred.


I found a stranger's semen most suitable.
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Yes. I hated that woman, and needed to find the perfect opportunity to exact my hatred.


I found a stranger's semen most suitable.


I knew it! You're a more cunning mastermind than Lex Luther.
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How do you know what your semen tastes like?



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#33
We had this thread a few months ago, it derailed into talking about how much of a slut the chick who recognized the taste must have been.

Good times.
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I would punch a guy if he did that to me. Repeatedly.
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Yes. I hated that woman, and needed to find the perfect opportunity to exact my hatred.


I found a stranger's semen most suitable.


Here's all the proof we need. Arrest this man!
#38
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I think I've read about this.

It was about 2 years ago.

On this site.

This. I remember this from ages ago.
#39
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I asked all the bitches for a detailed description, obviously


Are you sure you dont know yourself?? I've read 5/10 guys eat their own. Its normal i guess??? I dont know.. lol. Anyway. I think your makin a coverup.
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Right after the premiere of The Prestige I wager.


And bam, just like that a dated joke is relevant again. Seriously though, I miss UnionJake, that guy always provided the laughs. Why do we always ban the rediculously stupid ones when they're funny?
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