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I got you a podium in fond remembrance of your near-success at becoming president

Tool
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Neurosis
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Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
#2
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I was a second away from making this thread.

EDIT: anyway, I got you hipster glasses:
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
Quote by Burgery
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I was a second away from making this thread.



Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
#4
You listen to yours so much it probably won't work soon.

___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#5
Happy b-day!

I got you a hot secretary whose boobs you can stare at incognito.

#9
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#10
Happy Birthday Zach! I got you:
The Replacements


Husker Du


Neutral Milk Hotel


And *drum roll*


A sexy Mosrite!
you're a stone fox
#12
I got you 10 million of these printed out for you:

Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#13
Happy birthday due.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#14
I got you Sarah Palin!




So now while you're seeing Alaska from your house, you can rage, shoot guns, talk about the Tea Party AND rage about Paul Revere!

Oh did I mention she's a Republican?
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Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



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#16
Happy birthday! I know you are proud of your past, so I got you this Princess Luna plush for you to snuggle with.



I will get you a better present later.
#17
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Your thread is invalid. It's not dues birthday until tomorrow in Canada.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#18
I would get you something, but because of your failure at winning the presidential race I'm having to move hotel to hotel only one step ahead of Delirium's troops. They're eternally hunting me. Why did you fail me?!
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#19
Aw, you guys are too sweet.

[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Happy b-day!

I got you a hot secretary whose boobs you can stare at incognito.

*secretary w/ boobz*
#20
Quote by slipknot5678
Happy birthday! I know you are proud of your past, so I got you this Princess Luna plush for you to snuggle with.



I will get you a better present later.


Fitting, I got him The Moon.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
#21
Quote by due 07
Aw, you guys are too sweet.



Glad you know I'm just playin' witcha.
#22


I got you a set of fire extinguishers.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#23
I got you a desperately needed education on liberty.





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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#24
Happy birthday, du(d)e

I got you a pickup truck and some cans to shoot

PM me for newts
#25
Happy birthady due. I was gonna go buy you a present but then I decided that buying stuff would just support the capitalist system, so I sat on the couch drinking beer instead. Vive la révolution!
#26
Happy Birthday.

I got you Jean Seberg for the night
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#31
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Happy b-day!

I got you a hot secretary whose boobs you can stare at incognito.

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Quote by Jon777
Happy birthday, man.

Looks like you already have a secretary, so here's a maid.

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...

Change of plans, I'm taking back my moon, and instead, I'm giving you a groundskeeper!

Me!
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
#33
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#34
I brought Ron Paul here to give you a gift:



And then Paris Hilton was gonna let you stare at her boobs all day but I told her no you didn't like that so now she's going to give you this:

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#37
Happy birthday due! I bought you Walmart, then got really hungry so I sold all my shares on the stock market for stocks of KFC, so You get KFC! and lots of chicken.

You belong in a museum.

Do you Enjoy Forza, and wish to be in an in game Club?! Look no further! Please, join.. there is no one else!
#38
Happy birthday bro
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Happy b-day!

I got you a hot secretary whose boobs you can stare at incognito.





DUEY! Have a great one!!! I got you a whip...thought it might come in handy your secretaries and maids

Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
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