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#1
Soooo, Pit. Halloween has competitor now, JESUSWEEN!

Link!

JesusWeen asks participants to:

Knock on doors to give a tract, CD, DVD, or Bible
When asked for treats give the gift of salvation


I personally find this ridiculous. What kid wants to go trick-or-treating and get handed a Bible?

What does the Pit think of this?
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#2
I think it wouldn't be the first time Christianity has used an already celebrated holiday as an excuse to convert people.
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#3
If someone gave me a bible, I think I'd just pull out a lighter and burn it on their lawn.

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#5
If someone gave me a bible I'd say thank you, but I have no interesting in joning the christian religion and I hope you will understand that. However, I will take this opportunity to actually read some of the bible instead of just bashing it on the internet.
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#6
so hardcore
totally gonna troll the whole neighbourhood by giving bibles
#7
i still think my idea of being Jehovah's Witnesses for Halloween is much better.
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#10
Us Christians already have another holiday on halloween called Reformation Day
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#12
Quote by Kensai
I will take this opportunity to actually read some of the bible instead of just bashing it on the internet.


Calm down. No one is bashing the Bible

EDIT: At least I'm not.
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Last edited by ned216 at Oct 10, 2011,
#13
I am such a badass because I hate anything related to religion, especially Christianity. God (I'm only using the word, not because I believe in him) I would rage if anyone would hand me a Bible. It would be an insult to my Atheist standards to even hold a Bible, much less read one.
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Last edited by Horsedick.MPEG at Oct 10, 2011,
#14
Quote by moscaespañol
If someone gave me a bible, I think I'd just pull out a lighter and burn it on their lawn.

but you could use
the pages as roll
paper for joints
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#15
You know, it's their right to give you whatever they want. They really don't have to give you candy or even answer the door. Big deal if they give you a bible. Not directed to TS, I know he's just bringing up discussion more than complaining.


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#16
Quote by tortilla
but you could use
the pages as roll
paper for joints

Of course I
never thought
of that

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#18
Sometimes people with faith (not only Christians) just try to shove their religion down your throat. Gets real irritating

The next time someone knocks on my front door and asks me "Would you like to learn about Jesus Christ?" I swear I will chase him with a pitchfork and torch.
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#19
I'd accept a Bible if they gave me one, I could do with something to prop up my table and stop it wobbling!
#20
Quote by genghisgandhi
Jesus Christ dude, is this really your avatar?

Also, I don't care what people give out on Halloween.


I bet the dude in the background was actually painting the boat and was like 'Oh god, not these two again...'
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#21
Quote by genghisgandhi
Jesus Christ dude, is this really your avatar?

Also, I don't care what people give out on Halloween.


I could never tell exactly what was going on in that avatar
#22
How many hyper-religious nutters passed over the naming of this without realising it means penis?

I have no interest in Jesus penis. Next.
#23
I prefer
Raptor
Jesus


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#24
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
How many hyper-religious nutters passed over the naming of this without realising it means penis?

I have no interest in Jesus penis. Next.



Since when?


Wiener perhaps, but not ween.
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#26
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
How many hyper-religious nutters passed over the naming of this without realising it means penis?

I have no interest in Jesus penis. Next.


My boy, look up the definition of ween.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#27
Quote by Kevin19
The real question is, who has enough money and time to buy that many?


You can get pocket bibles for like $1 or less.
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#28
Halloween is an ancient Celtic festival/modern American moneyfest... Christianity should keep it's nose out
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#30
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My girl, look up the definition of ween.

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#31
Quote by Kensai
If someone gave me a bible I'd say thank you, but I have no interesting in joning the christian religion and I hope you will understand that. However, I will take this opportunity to actually read some of the bible instead of just bashing it on the internet.


NO I would rather quote irrelavent jewish laws from the Old Testament to show how educated I am against Christianity!
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#33
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
How many hyper-religious nutters passed over the naming of this without realising it means penis?

I have no interest in Jesus penis. Next.

They're not allowed to even think of penis. Its a sin.
#34
Quote by Crazyedd123
My boy, look up the definition of ween.


oh no, you called her a boy. you better watch your "ween!"
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#35
Quote by genghisgandhi
Just because the post makes no since, a women must have written it?

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#36
They could have come up with something better than Jesusween, like Hallowchrist.
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#38
Quote by tortilla
but you could use
the pages as roll
paper for joints



How I read every single one of your posts..

However, even more annoyingly.


OT. I know that here there's a Christian tradition the day after Halloween during whick we have to visit all the deceased in the cemeteries.
But, not out of ignorant bashing, I find it kind of annoying that they use a celebrated day as a means to hand out, and almost push into other people's hands, the Bible.

In that case I'll go to Church on Sunday and start hanging out metal cd's and telling everyone why they should be listening to metal and rock music.
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#39
Quote by genghisgandhi
a women


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#40
Quote by element4433
They could have come up with something better than Jesusween, like Hallowchrist.


or HallowJesus
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