I just wrote a story, and
here is how it goes:

A little girl is turning 16 and
her parents give her a pony
for her birthday, purposefully
trying to be ironic. The girl likes it
simply because it was expensive.
The parents buy a stable for it in the
backyard and everything, but the girl doesn't know
how to take care of it so it comes down with a
violent case of diarrhea and
What's important is that I couldn't think of a name for the girl,
so I put a blank space everytime I said her name.

At the end I decided to name her shitface,
and I laughed to myself for
literally minutes.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
Last edited by Ganoosh at Oct 10, 2011,