#1
so sometimes in my house, my dog decides to casually walk up to my cat and just hump it. and my cat is scared shitless and my dog is like whatevz. and my cat is a guy and the dog is a girl. the animals have both had their genitalia removed, so i dunno is fucked up. they are about the same size.

so pit what strange things happen with your dogs and cats at your house?
#3
My dog is a cunt you dead
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#4
My cat just randomly skits out sometimes. It will just all of a sudden be afraid of everything.
When I had a dog it was quite friendly to my cats. Most of the time.

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#6
First dog is still alive but don't own him anymore.


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#7
Pics or gtfo
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#10
My cat used to try and pick fights with my dog, but my dog would just be like nah.

Then my cat would pick fights with his brother, and then his brother got run over.

Now since my cat's brother and my dog are dead, he picks fights with me so my hand is always covered in claw marks.
#13
Your dog is humping, not because it's horny but because it's showing dominance over your cat.
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#14
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so sometimes in my house, my dog decides to casually walk up to my cat and just hump it. and my cat is scared shitless and my dog is like whatevz. and my cat is a guy and the dog is a girl. the animals have both had their genitalia removed, so i dunno is fucked up. they are about the same size.

so pit what strange things happen with your dogs and cats at your house?

wut
#16
A dog only does what the rest of his pack does.

Now the question becomes what you're doing to them?
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.
#17
Hump your dog.....see how he likes it
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
my cat has stretched vocal cords so he can't meow properly, good laughs while high
#20
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A dog only does what the rest of his pack does.

Now the question becomes what you're doing to them?

well, if i grab one of it's toys and hold it high in the air, it jumps up on my arm and starts humping it. and im like ewww gross get off.
#21
My cat likes to lie down on its back. Its weird because I've never seen this before.
She also likes to hop into the bathtub and scratch at the sides.