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It just popped into my head that whenever a man kisses a woman there is always would be a "Want makez babyzz" thought in his head, and applying this to myself in my head (never kissed a girl, heheh...) it seemed to be true in any situation where I'm not kissing a family member.

I dunno, maybe the answer is super obvious, but I thought it might lead to a worthwhile discussion.

Edit: I really mean kissing in the mouth.
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#2
Did you have strange feelings when your grandmom kissed you goodbye?
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#3
A kiss on the cheek doesn't mean 'I want to make babies.'

I'd say that anything involving an exchange of saliva is sexual though.
#4
When he doesn't want to have sex with the woman in question.
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Did you have strange feelings when your grandmom kissed you goodbye?


No Kensai, did you?
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#9
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Sharing a bite of food is sexual?

I would love to share a sandwich with you.
#10
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No Kensai, did you?

It was a little arousing, yes.
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#11
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Sharing a bite of food is sexual?

Very.
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How'd you guess?

I fail to see what it has to do with anything though...
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#14
Romantic =/= sexual.
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#15
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A kiss on the cheek doesn't mean 'I want to make babies.'

I'd say that anything involving an exchange of saliva is sexual though.

Saliva is such a gross word.

OT: yes
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#17
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TS is a hormonal teenage virgin

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Even if he was, that would be completely irrelevant to the topic of the thread. Your opinion isn't the be all and end all of anything.


OT: Yes and no. It would depend on where the kiss is, what type of kiss, how well you know said guy/girl and whether any of them has the actual intention of sleeping with the other person.

A kiss on the cheek is friendly, a kiss on the mouth would depend on how long you've known the other person. But yes, it can be. Just don't go frenching your lady friends TS.
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Saliva is such a gross word.

OT: yes

Copulation is better.


I could kiss one of my friends on the mouth and not feel that way. Or if it's a dare I'm sure most people don't feel that way.
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When he doesn't want to have sex with the woman in question.


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Copulation is better.

It certainly is.
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#22
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I would love to share a sandwich with you.

I'm flattered, but I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationship right now, I'm coming off a bad breakup with my ex-bf and I've got some emotional baggage to sort through.

Hey, who's your friend over there? He's cute, you should introduce me to him :3
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I'm flattered, but I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationship right now, I'm coming off a bad breakup with my ex-bf and I've got some emotional baggage to sort through.

Hey, who's your friend over there? He's cute, you should introduce me to him :3

That's okay. I prefer women anyway.

Women like this fine specimen;

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My friends and I actually say that, in a gruff old lady voice.
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That's okay. I prefer women anyway.

Women like this fine specimen;


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#27
Dunno Ive never kissed a girl I didnt find attractive, why would I? Although Ive witnessed plenty of girls I know properly snogging eachother despite being straight, although they are usually drunk and its usually when a guy is watching
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#28
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It just popped into my head that whenever a man kisses a woman there is always would be a "Want makez babyzz" thought in his head, and applying this to myself in my head (never kissed a girl, heheh...) it seemed to be true in any situation where I'm not kissing a family member.

I dunno, maybe the answer is super obvious, but I thought it might lead to a worthwhile discussion.

Edit: I really mean kissing in the mouth.


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#29
This is like asking if it's possible to tell a lie.
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Since when does

Sex="i want to hav babies"

???


I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.
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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.

#35
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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.

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#36
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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.



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#37
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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.

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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.

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#39
It is true....

I'm 16, I have a car, and my dad puts Safe Eyes on the computer. Wow.


Little does he know that there are easy ways around it...


Edit: it's even on my $800 gaming computer that IIIIII paid for.
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#40
EDIT: Screw that.


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I have a thing called "Safe Eyes" on my computer which tracks the usage and I thought that was the safest way of saying what I meant without it getting reported to my dad.


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It is true....

I'm 16, I have a car, and my dad puts Safe Eyes on the computer. Wow.


Little does he know that there are easy ways around it...


Edit: it's even on my $800 gaming computer that IIIIII paid for.


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