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yes, and it was in front of a large group of people. it was sublime :cool:
35 29%
yeah but only in a joking/mocking way with my group of friends :D
29 24%
nope, slow claps are lame :peace:
14 11%
i've tried and failed miserably; i was the only one clapping..this can't be life :(
15 12%
don't have the balls to try it. i'm probably not cool enough for the slow clap anyway :rolleyes:
8 7%
did somebody say 'clap'? yeah i got it :o
2 2%
sexual satisfaction? OP is a weirdo man..i bet he has a soul patch and everything :waldo:
19 16%
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#1
one of my lifelong goals is to successfully initiate a slow slap in front of a large group of people

i think i'd get some sort of sexual satisfaction from it
#2
.....*clap*


*clap*


*clap clap clap*
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#4
*clap*


*clap*
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#5
It is the greatest thing. I started at least five during my high school awards ceremony. It kinda sucks though when you do it out of place and people stare at you.
#6
yes, although only infront of like 20 people. In my geography class whenever anyone comes into the room on a message we clap them out, be it vice principals or first years and a few times i have started it.
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#8
No.


Why isn't there a poll option for this?
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#9
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.....*clap*


*clap*


*clap clap clap*



Fail.
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#10
many many times.

best one was in a school theatre after some truly horrific school play had finished everyone there was quiet, i started a slow clap, nearly everyone joined in after a few seconds, then after about ten seconds everyone joined in, the "actors" left ashamed.
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#11
I have a number of times. I've also failed many times too. I can clap very loudly so as long as I can get the timing right it isn't too hard.
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#12
*clap...cla... Hell no.
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#13
No. I'm not a loser,
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#15
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Fail.


Maybe it was a fail. Maybe I would've been better not trying to start a slow clap. Maybe we should never do anything risky for fear of failing. Or maybe, just maybe, we keep going even after we've failed, because one day our efforts are bound to pay off and on that day our past failures cease to matter as we bask in the glory of victory. Maybe that's what hope means.


*clap.... clap... clap*

>_>
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#16
i honestly thought this was slang for masturbation til i read the op
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#17
Second option

TS makes a lot of random threads. You're like a poor-man's Madcap.
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one of my lifelong goals is to successfully initiate a slow slap in front of a large group of people

i think i'd get some sort of sexual satisfaction from it


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Maybe it was a fail. Maybe I would've been better not trying to start a slow clap. Maybe we should never do anything risky for fear of failing. Or maybe, just maybe, we keep going even after we've failed, because one day our efforts are bound to pay off and on that day our past failures cease to matter as we bask in the glory of victory. Maybe that's what hope means.


*clap.... clap... clap*

>_>
I will applaud to this *clap.... clap... clap*
#21
Thanks for making a simple yes or no question as complicated as shit.

Slow claps just don't happen around here.
#22
In my high school we had to go to chapel. In chapel once somebody made a ridiculous comment during a discussion and I started the slow clap. It caught on. Pretty awesome.
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#25
All the time; whenever I feel that credit is due and an applause is warranted I'll start clapping and not so slowly for that matter.
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#27
There's more clap in this thread than a Tommy Lee Jones...well, Tommy Lee Jones.
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#28
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I start claps all the time, slow included. I love clapping.


I hate clapping. Especially when you've been clapping long enough for you to start thinking "this is really fucked up i've been repeatedly banging my hands together now for like 5 minutes"
#29
this whole thread made me laugh. This is what the pit should be. TS is a genius. Not a poor-man's madcap, but a social revolutionary madcap.
#31
a few times

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#32
well, looks like 33 people are a bunch of liers. oh well.


p.s. i don't find the point in clapping.