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Pick any famous person (or user) try to think up something you think he/she would say during sex.
Last edited by Z0S07657 at Oct 12, 2011,
#4


Gene Simmons: Did some of that semen get in your eye?!? I'm suing you for illegal possession of my property!
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#7
Matt Bellamy -

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
#8
Les Claypool: Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side? Say baby? SAY BABY?!?!?
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#9
Quote by Alkaline 64
Matt Bellamy -

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"


*Followed by loud inhale*
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#10
Quote by Crazyedd123
*Followed by loud inhale*


Couldn't you just edit your post instead of double posting?
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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Shitty Covers

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#12
James Hetfield: "OOOOH YEAH!!!! *Grunt* LET LOOSE, MAN! *Bark* AH!
#14
Obama - I think it's about time you stimulated my package...


AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
#15
Quote by captaincrunk
"Couldn't you just edit your post instead of double posting?"

Horsedick.MPEG during coitus.


Sounds about right.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#16
Sorry about the double posting. I'll try and edit them next time
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#17
Quote by Crazyedd123
*Followed by loud inhale*


Of course, yes! But I wouldn't have it any other way.
#18
'I'll sue you if you're taping this' -Lars Ulrich

'I'm hiding in your cave ' -Osama Bin Laden

'Just another day...' -Charlie Sheen
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#19
Tommy Lee- Rockin!
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#21
Quote by PureGouldBass
Can someone come up with something imaginative for me? My brain is blank...


Allan Holdsworth: Wanna ride the Un-merry-go-round and take the hindmost?
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#22
James Hetfield - "I am... I am... I AM THE TABLE!!!!!!!!"
Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Did you hear the one about the boy with the short atten
#23
James Earl Jones:

"I am your Father."
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#24
Quote by Crazyedd123
Allan Holdsworth: Wanna ride the Un-merry-go-round and take the hindmost?








Siggable...
#25
Quote by silhouettica
Tommy Lee- Rockin!


we know what tommy lee would say already...
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

Quote by GoodOl'trashbag
omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#26
Ben Stein: anything he says would be funny because of his montonous voice.

ZZ top frontman: howl, howl, howl!
#28
Due07: "So you WANTED me to look at your boobs? "
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Last edited by bradulator at Oct 12, 2011,
#30
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I need your clothes, your boots and your virginity!
Look in my eyes what do you see?
#32
Quote by Gnugash
James Hetfield: "OOOOH YEAH!!!! *Grunt* LET LOOSE, MAN! *Bark* AH!


WRONG
Girl: Baby let's do it on the table
Hetfield: Honey... I AM THE TABLE!

Quote by TheKraken
James Hetfield - "I am... I am... I AM THE TABLE!!!!!!!!"


Noooo I was beaten to it
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
Last edited by Nameless742 at Oct 12, 2011,
#33
James Hetfield: "Who's your table!?!? TELL ME WHO THE TABLE IS!!!"

^Goddamnit.
#34
Quote by PureGouldBass
Can someone come up with something imaginative for me? My brain is blank...

Fassa: Try not to RUSH it this time dear
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#35
Quote by adodin
David Tennant "You really are bigger on the inside"


That's just win
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#36
"I bet you thought that was a real orgasm...

.. Nope, Chuck Testa"
Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Did you hear the one about the boy with the short atten
#37
Well, for something not already used:

"Imma let you finish...but Beyonce's was the best of all time"

Kanye West.
#40
Keanu Reeves: Woah.

Jeff Bridges: I was talking about my rug.

Harrison Ford: You're a replicant, arn't you.

Leonado DiCaprio: We need to go deeper.

Kanye West: Imma let you finish.

James Hetfield: Yeeeaaaahhh.

David Caruso: Yeeeaaaahhh.

Brian Johnson: *strangled cat noises*

Strangled cat: *Brian Johnson noises*
Last edited by Random3 at Oct 12, 2011,
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