Duck Soup is the best.
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
"We took pictures of the native girls and they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple weeks."
I grew up with these guys; I saw them because my dad really likes them. They are not unappreciated in my family.
My father loves the Marx Brothers, a love he passed onto me.

He actually has a first-edition copy of the Groucho Phile, I've been meaning to read it.

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54