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#1
Who is a pro? Who is average? Who hasn't got a clue?

Share some of your techniques or stories, funny or otherwise picking up girls.

What are some of your lines and approaches that you take?
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#4
I'm usually too pissed to care. I was in a club (urgh) the other night for my mate's birthday and some lass came up to me whilst I was having a smoke and said "Can I just say, you're gorgeous." I think I said "thanks, I'm off for a piss" and just walked off. Stupid decision, I haven't gotten laid in 18 years.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
The ladies love us,
When we pour shots,
They need an excuse,
To suck our cocks (TO SUCK OUR COCKS),

We came to get crunk,
How about you?
Bottoms up,
Let's go round two!

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
EVERYBODY!!!

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
EVERYBODY!!!
#8
Chicks pick me up. That's just how it works.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#9
Quote by devourke
The ladies love us,
When we pour shots,
They need an excuse,
To suck our cocks (TO SUCK OUR COCKS),

We came to get crunk,
How about you?
Bottoms up,
Let's go round two!

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
EVERYBODY!!!

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
EVERYBODY!!!



I love you.
#10
Quote by Fullmetalzawa
Relationship thread, bro.


Picking up chicks for fun and relationships are two completely different things
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#11
I pick up chicks without even meaning to. It sucks.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#15
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I love you.


LMFAO doesn't get enough love around these parts. UG is full of serious people.
#16
Quote by K Reyn
Couldn't agree more. Someone should start an official picking up chicks thread.


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#18
Quote by K Reyn
Couldn't agree more. Someone should start an official picking up chicks thread.



So the dudes/14 year olds of the pit can try and simulate what it is like to be the Dbags they are currently being teased by in highschool?


DO EEETTTTTT!!!
#19
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm usually too pissed to care. I was in a club (urgh) the other night for my mate's birthday and some lass came up to me whilst I was having a smoke and said "Can I just say, you're gorgeous." I think I said "thanks, I'm off for a piss" and just walked off. Stupid decision, I haven't gotten laid in 18 years.


What tact.

#20
I pick up tons of chicks TS...





OT: I'm shy
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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#22
Quote by bradulator
Chicks pick me up. That's just how it works.

Tbh this happens to me often.

Otherwise theres only 3 ways i get women:

1) I'm at a party and I say stuff (ex. Hey i need a BP partner, come play ___ with us, wanna take some shots?) to them and we hook up.

2) I have a class with them and I get sat near them, so I start talking to them often then get to know them then date them.

3) Friends hook me up.

I'm absolutely terrible at going out of my way to pick up women when I'm in a public place.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#23
i do well picking chicks mostly casue im not actively trying to pick up chicks i just like making pretty freinds
...really helps when alot of your interests are shit bitches love
#24
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
What tact.


As subtle as a brick in your small of your back.

Quote by supersac
i do well picking chicks mostly casue im not actively trying to pick up chicks i just like making pretty freinds
...really helps when alot of your interests are shit bitches love


You're lucky, I can't find any girls into scat these days :/
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#26
I'm better at it drunk than sober, sadly. Might have been because she was drunk too though.
#27
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm usually too pissed to care. I was in a club (urgh) the other night for my mate's birthday and some lass came up to me whilst I was having a smoke and said "Can I just say, you're gorgeous." I think I said "thanks, I'm off for a piss" and just walked off. Stupid decision, I haven't gotten laid in 18 years.


This is classic me as well. Except minus the club. And the part about not having gotten laid in 18 years.
#28
The worst pick up line I ever heard was: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

No word of a lie.
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#30
Quote by coco-loco
I pick up tons of chicks TS...


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OT: I'm shy


You'll want to go for the fat birds TS, because they're more thankful for the action


#32
I'm terrible at it, I think I've had one girl like me ever. I liked her too, but I was too nervous to make a move.

oh well
#33
I say something like

HEY GUHHH

LEMME PEE IN DAT BUTT

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#34
Have you ever got help off the net from someone?
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#38
While playing runescape, continually type "if ur looking 4 a bf press 1". Bitches will swarm.
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
#39
I suck shit at it . The last one was so plastered it was untrue, and I honestly think she would've taken anything with a pulse. Still....I wasn't complaining.
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#40
I tend to never pick up chicks because I make too many boundaries for myself.

Like, I'll never go over to a girl cos I'll be like "it's not my place to interrupt that fine woman's evening which she is clearly enjoying".

The only times girls ever attempt to make some form of contact with me is when they're fat, or 30 years older than me.
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