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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2011/10/13/mum-s-horror-as-toddler-has-arm-ripped-off-by-washing-machine-86908-23485719/

Rachel, of Crewe, Cheshire, said: "In the ambulance he was looking at me all worried as if to say, 'What are you screaming about?'"

He later told the stunned 24-year-old: "I opened the door and went round and round and I banged my head and then my arm fell off."


What a brilliant kid. Bad about the arm like but still.
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#3
Oh sure, let the arm puns begin.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by jetfuel495
This is terrible :/


You gotta give it to the little kid for his description of what happened though.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Her washing machine must have been really expensive. I bet it cost an arm and a leg.
#12
Quote by devourke
Her washing machine must have been really expensive. I bet it cost an arm and a leg.

No, read the story. Just an arm.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#13
Quote by Trowzaa
You gotta give it to the little kid for his description of what happened though.

He was probably so calm because he was in shock. But yeah, you've gotta hand it to him, it's impressive.
#14
Quote by Ichikurosaki
the final line of the article is better than any puns you'll see ITT


She trolled herself!

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#17
she has 4 kids and shes 25, but shes white! :O

That's pretty crazy though, sucks for the kid that they couldn't reattach the arm.
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I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#18
He later told the stunned 24-year-old: "I opened the door and went round and round and I banged my head and then my arm fell off."

I laughed. Now I feel bad
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#19
Quote by captaincrunk
The price we pay for whiter than white whites.

Nothing is going to look too white for a while, I'm afraid.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#20
Quote by Ichikurosaki
the final line of the article is better than any puns you'll see ITT


I never even noticed that. That's brilliant.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
Quote by captaincrunk
The price we pay for whiter than white whites.


I bet she feels ripped off now.
#24
The child will never be able to play Pokemon Red.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#25
Quote by captaincrunk
Should have known they would short change her.

There's a pun in there. I promise.


Is the joke that she gets back less than she should?

If so, I found it quite humerus.
#28
Aint nobody gonna go within a mile radius of that family.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#29
Quote by devourke
Is the joke that she gets back less than she should?

If so, I found it quite humerus.


This pun took too long to come.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
Quote by captaincrunk
Ulnamate Pun!


I bet that's the last time she asks him to give her a hand with the housework.
#31
Quote by Trowzaa
This pun took too long to come.

I'll go out on a limb and say he was saving it.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#32
That's where I draw the line for making puns guys. 3 year olds getting their arms ripped off... I don't see the humor.
#35
Quote by Weaponized
That's where I draw the line for making puns guys. 3 year olds getting their arms ripped off... I don't see the humor.

I honestly don't either.


I just love making puns.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#36
Quote by Weaponized
That's where I draw the line for making puns guys. 3 year olds getting their arms ripped off... I don't see the humor.


But just imagine how hilarious it would look to see him try to clap enthusiastically.
#37
Quote by Weaponized
That's where I draw the line for making puns guys. 3 year olds getting their arms ripped off... I don't see the humor.

Haha, you said arm! Lulz to the max!

If we can't laugh at it, then how is he supposed to?
#38
Just so you all know, I'm not laughing at the story, I'm laughing at his description
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#39
Quote by Trowzaa
Just so you all know, I'm not laughing at the story, I'm laughing at his description

It was a funny description. Like he was made of legos. The actual thought in my head is extremely disturbing.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#40
Quote by BladeSlinger
It was a funny description. Like he was made of legos. The actual thought in my head is extremely disturbing.


Now it's in my head. Ew. I'd probably faint if I saw that happen to someone.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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