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#1
go to cleverbot.com
talk to the bot and get it to fail.
then post pictures of the fail.

Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#4
Actually it just owned you. 42, as we all know if the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#5
Did you go to cleverbot just to ask that because of the previous thread about that math poll?


also
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
lol internet explorer.


That is all.


+1
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fuck yes you are the best poster ever

do you wanna hear a little piano composition I have just made?, I promise it don't totally sucks, you can hear it on my profile, any feedback would be really appreciated -C4C
#7
The only fail in this thread is internet explorer.
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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1st: Most Pretentious User
#8


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#9
...... well I'm really bored, so I will play too

Quote by Våd Hamster
Fuck yes you are the best poster ever

do you wanna hear a little piano composition I have just made?, I promise it don't totally sucks, you can hear it on my profile, any feedback would be really appreciated -C4C
Last edited by andras67 at Oct 14, 2011,
#12
Quote by slash_GNR666


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I kept reading Justin as two seperate words (Just in), and I thought you were making a joke about newsreaders.
#13
Quote by andras67
...... well I'm really bored, so I will play too



I could tell that you're bored just from the tab that says orgasms
#14
Quote by That Old Geezer
I could tell that you're bored just from the tab that says orgasms

RIP Gooze

cats
#15
Quote by That Old Geezer
I could tell that you're bored just from the tab that says orgasms


I lolled heartily
#16
Quote by That Old Geezer
I could tell that you're bored just from the tab that says orgasms


it says more about how bored I am the fifth tab, I am doing homework about administrative descentralization, just plain boring.....
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fuck yes you are the best poster ever

do you wanna hear a little piano composition I have just made?, I promise it don't totally sucks, you can hear it on my profile, any feedback would be really appreciated -C4C
#17
Cleverbot owned me. Damn thing is too clever...

6735 people talking
Are you trying to tell me that you are in fact a human and not artificial intelligence?
I am not telling you anything. I am asking who your two human parents names are.
If your not willing to tell me anything why should I answer your question?
No, human error is for humans. If you never have a mistake you are a robot.
I see no mistake Mr. Robot.
I see you are a mistake.
Originally Posted by happytimeharry
Your avatar is creepy, yet incredibly hypnotic...

I do what I can

Originally Posted by FiNNi
@AlterEdge: On a side note, I laughed when I noticed pedobear was your avatar

Me too... me too...
#18


lolwut?

Edit:

carried on from the first one

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Oct 14, 2011,
#20
Holy shit!
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#24

The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award 2009
(most intelligent)
The "Good Samaritan" Award 2009 (most helpful)

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Who's Andy Timmons??
#25
Quote by WantsLesPaul
I wonder if we could **** up the whole cleverbot.


let's **** it up.
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#28
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Wtf? that's a finnish song called "Juna kulkee"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=779YZtJ72dw

Alternatively, it could mean this flash video of a train of guys ****ing each other in the butt.

Yeah, it's a Finnish meme

Great stuff.
E:-6
B:-0
G:-5
D:-6
A:-0
E:-3
#29
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#31
Quote by smokeysteve22
'devide' <-= Fail


shit. you're right.



Also, i wonder if people will notice...
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


Last edited by kurt_cobain9 at Oct 14, 2011,
#32
Me: You are clearly incabable of a consistent flow in terms of conversation.

Bot: Then who is?

Me: Barack Obama.

Bot: Yes. He is not human.

Me: How do you know.

Bot: You're geographical knowledge is lacking.


Well...
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

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DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#33
^


Edit: To the one about Illinois.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#34
Quote by That Old Geezer
I could tell that you're bored just from the tab that says orgasms





Oh geez
#35
Quote by supersac


Jabberwacky is far superior. I recited lonely island - jizzed in my pants with it once..till its decided to change the subject to musk turtles for no apparent reason
Quote by EndOfNothing656
Everyone can sing, its just some asshole who makes you feel bad and tells you to stop thats the problem...

Quote by randomhero93
ah I see that you're new here... so I won't be the one to slander you for spam.
#36
Quote by kurt_cobain9
Also, i wonder if people will notice...


Notice what?
Notice that you use Internet Explorer and have a screen resolution of what I can only assume is 800x600?
#38
It makes you stupid not strange.
I'm a girl.
Do you ram dick in your vagina.
No I pour.
You pour penises into your gaping vagina?
No, I'm not having a shower.


This bot is stupid...
#39
Quote by institutions
Notice what?
Notice that you use Internet Explorer and have a screen resolution of what I can only assume is 800x600?

And XP. You should notice that too
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#40
Me: What colour is my hair?
Cleverbot: Yes
Me (Think for me): How can the colour of my hair be yes?
*No reply*

Me: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: female
Me: Are you lesbain?
Cleverbot: No, who is that?

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Last edited by Emperor's Child at Oct 14, 2011,
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