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Ok so I just got a green morphsuit and am asking if anyone out there has one, and if so, is there any possible way to keep your package from bulging out?
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#2
Quote by ac/dcfan5000
Ok so I just got a green morphsuit and am asking if anyone out there has one, and if so, is there any possible way to keep your package from bulging out?


Wear underwear.

/facepalm
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#3
Embrace the bulge.
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A SIGNATURE.
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#4
Be the bulge
You know you're loved when someone breaks a guitar over your leg and everyone's more concerned about the guitar than you.

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#5
what is the point of this thread?
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#7
Quote by TypicalRocker
Wear underwear.

/facepalm

I had compression shorts on under it

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Embrace the bulge.

I'm in a situation where I'm gonna be wearing it with kids around.
GEAR
Squier Strat

Custom Audio Electronics MC404 CAE Wah
MXR Custom Badass '78 Distortion
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss RC-3 Looper

Marshall JVM 205C
#10
Tape it to your butthole.
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#13
I've got a black one. compression shorts or a cup work well normally.
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#18
Quote by SchecterDean
I thought this thread was tittled, "Moshtits," I think I'm done drinking today.

you sir are awesome
You know you're loved when someone breaks a guitar over your leg and everyone's more concerned about the guitar than you.

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#20
Quote by Saint78
Wear shorts over the bottom part?

your new avi is scary
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#21
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you sir are awesome

+1
GEAR
Squier Strat

Custom Audio Electronics MC404 CAE Wah
MXR Custom Badass '78 Distortion
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss RC-3 Looper

Marshall JVM 205C
#22
I think I'd be more creeped out if I didn't see a bulge (no homo)
Embrace your manhood.
Last edited by tyguy92492 at Oct 14, 2011,
#23
Just unattach it and ask a trustworthy friend to keep it for you.
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#25
They're not as cool/funny as high schoolers think they are.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#28


amidoinitrite?
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#29
Quote by necrosis1193


amidoinitrite?

No, because Samus' armor is much more badass than a morphsuit.
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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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#30
The only person who is allowed to wear one is Charlie Kelly.

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the muffin!
#31
^In the 3rd one he kicks him in the shin and then he clutches his bawls.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Oct 15, 2011,
#32
Quote by Butt Rayge
^In the 3rd on he kicks him in the shin and then he clutches his bawls.

Never even noticed that
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#33
As much as actors commit to their roles, I wouldn't blame any of them for not wanting to get kicked in the nuts.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#35
^And I wouldn't blame anyone for not putting duct tape anywhere near their genitals too.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#36
Quote by SchecterDean
I thought this thread was tittled, "Moshtits," I think I'm done drinking today.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Anyway, yeah, if you do this shit man then you gotta be aware, you know, that your junk is gonna be all OUT THERE dude. It's a trade-off man, either gotta embrace it or reject it. Kids need to know that even green... things can have giant-ass dongs that just can't be corralled by suits nor social conventions. Sling that junk around and be proud.
#38
Quote by SchecterDean
I thought this thread was tittled, "Moshtits," I think I'm done drinking today.


No, keep drinking, I see it ending with massive amounts of win.
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Women make it hard.
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#39
Quote by element4433
Please tell me you're joking.


He's not, he likes to disagree with everyone.

He's our Nancy Negative.
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#40
Quote by element4433
They're not as cool/funny as high schoolers think they are.Please tell me you're joking.

They're a stupid fad. What part of that do you disagree with?
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He's not, he likes to disagree with everyone.

He's our Nancy Negative.

I agree with some things.
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