Because of all these ads, my browser crashed. I was out of sweet, sweet browser service for five minutes. Before you finish reading this post, wait five minutes.

See how long that is? When I finally recovered, I went back to UG and was bombarded with an ad for a grill that dimmed the entire screen and took over the monitor, engulfing everything and descending my computer into a pit of madness beyond that of your comprehension. UG really needs to abolish these kinds of ads. I understand that a website needs revenue in order to stay afloat, but ads taking over your computer will deter any new users wishing to find a nice site for their tabs. So pit... what are some ways UG could increase revenue without using ads that generate wormholes that funnel thousands of black holes into my motherboard?