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My mom is currently in England, staying with my dad. She'll come home in like 5 days, and she asked whether I want anything from there.

Now I quite don't know what she could bring from there, so I wanted to check some ideas. It could be anything not overly expensive. She is totally against weapons, even decorative.

Any ideas?
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Ask for the Queen's head on a pike.



I said she's against weapons, didn't you read!?!
#5
Pork pie, cornish pastie or a man utd shirt
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#7
I meant something more... souvenir-ish... who buys food to bring home from foreign countries??? -,-
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Pork pie, cornish pastie or an arsenal shirt


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#9
Quote by Zeletros
I meant something more... souvenir-ish... who buys food to bring home from foreign countries??? -,-

Well you'd need to ask a foreigner who went to England on holiday. English people wont be able to tell you what tourists get, really..

Chlamydia?
#10
A 'Vote BNP' bumper sticker.


Yes, the Sri Lankan political party Bahujana Nidahas Peramuna, I assume there's a large Sri Lankan expatriate community in London so it shouldn't be too hard to procure.
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#11
A newcastle shirt or a billion pork pies (or both if you're Mike Ashley's nephew or something)
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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#12
I dont think there's anything worth getting from here that you wouldnt be able to get cheaper right where you are tbh.
#13
Quote by Zeletros
I meant something more... souvenir-ish... who buys food to bring home from foreign countries??? -,-

I would.
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Quote by sam b
Well you'd need to ask a foreigner who went to England on holiday. English people wont be able to tell you what tourists get, really..

Chlamydia?



Chlamydia infection, a sexually transmitted disease?
#17
Buy a load of Ginsters pasties and slices. You won't regret it, unless you microwave them. Then they taste awful.

And crumpets.

And Kendal mint cake if there's a sweet shop nearby.
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#18
Quote by Zeletros
Chlamydia infection, a sexually transmitted disease?

Yeah, it wont be hard to find
#20
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A gun. It's not a weapon, it's a tool.



Wouldn't work, tried that with a machete
#23
Bad hygiene
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#24
Marmite, teas (if you dont get many over there) clotted cream, cheeses, fudges are pretty popular with tourist.,
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Quote by RetroGunslinger
Pork pie, cornish pastie or a man utd shirt


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#29
I'd ask for a carton of dried humour.


Or, maybe a stocking clad vixen to tell you how naughty you've been?
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#38
If I was an American and I had someone who was going to get me something from England. I'd ask for a sense of humour.





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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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Quote by padgea7x
If I was an American and I had someone who was going to get me something from England. I'd ask for a sense of humour.





...

I got a British sense of humor as a gift once. Now nothing is funnier than a man dressed as a woman.


Wait, no, a man dressed as a woman running around as Yakety Sax plays.


Oh boy
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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