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#1
Your so called friend flerkles on your lerkle? I know that they would probably deserve the utmost shlerking on their nerkle but in reality, It's some nek level shit. Hektik nektik eklektik nek level klektik shit...

Basically, what do you do when your so called 'friend' messes with you one too many times? Should I flerkle them or?
#3
Had a bad day, eh?
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#6
Naaaaaaaah bro. I'm just flerking.
Last edited by ltg-nz at Oct 16, 2011,
#8
Worst thread ever.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Well if the farking snark wanted to flerkle your nerkle he can pash his wash all the way to next week. Flerking is srs business and should not be taken so lightly. If you'd given him permission, then maybe it would be okay, but this is something else. Here's my plan.

Step 1: Take your nubba wub and scrubba bub his left nub until the pub closes.
Step 2: Once his nub is wubbed full of scrubba bub bring him to the arnawaw and make him scramapaw up the zimzaw. He should be so trubbed that it won't be a problem.
Step 3: Knife him and leave him in a dumpster.
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#10


wat
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#11
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#12
Kill that so called "friend". It's the only solution.
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#14
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Well if the farking snark wanted to flerkle your nerkle he can pash his wash all the way to next week. Flerking is srs business and should not be taken so lightly. If you'd given him permission, then maybe it would be okay, but this is something else. Here's my plan.

Step 1: Take your nubba wub and scrubba bub his left nub until the pub closes.
Step 2: Once his nub is wubbed full of scrubba bub bring him to the arnawaw and make him scramapaw up the zimzaw. He should be so trubbed that it won't be a problem.
Step 3: Knife him and leave him in a dumpster.


This guy knows. He is winning.
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#15
1. Locate the power cable on the back of your CPU
2. Trace it back to the outlet
3. Remove plug from the outlet
4. Toss CPU out nearest open window

Your problem is now solved. Er...wait it's our problem
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#17
You should whomp em, TS.
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#18
Well, in light of your post, TS, I would suggest un-tucking your nuts and being a man.
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#19
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1. Locate the power cable on the back of your CPU
2. Trace it back to the outlet
3. Remove plug from the outlet
4. Toss CPU out nearest open window

Your problem is now solved. Er...wait it's our problem


Wait... So you want him to throw his processor out the window, but leave the rest of the computer intact?


OT: Wat.
#21
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Wait... So you want him to throw his processor out the window, but leave the rest of the computer intact?


OT: Wat.


(I think he thinks CPU is short for computer, lol what a dweeb)
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
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#23
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Wait... So you want him to throw his processor out the window, but leave the rest of the computer intact?


OT: Wat.



In hindsight I realize I should have been more specific. Oh well.
#24
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This. The jizzle bizzle fo shizzle kind of speak went away a long time ago, and for good reason. Thou shalt not resurrect shitty forgotten speak.

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#25
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This. The jizzle bizzle fo shizzle kind of speak went away a long time ago, and for good reason. Thou shalt not resurrect shitty forgotten speak.




It shall not come to pass?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#26
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It shall not come to pass?


Not on my watch. Fly, you fools.

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#27
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Not on my watch. Fly, you fools.

*drops off into the abyss fighting a balrog*


That seems familiar somehow...

Hmmm
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#28
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Not on my watch. Fly, you fools.

*drops off into the abyss fighting a balrog*


GANDALF!!!!!!
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#29
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#31
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Fucking nerds...

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#34
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#35
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Fucking nerds...




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#37
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#39
Well, that wasn't something I'd predicted. I never looked into my future and thought, one day? One day, I will giggle at LotR. Thanks guys.
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#40
LotR is always funny! And, erm, OT: You should probably learn English, it's a great language, it also doesn't make you look like a prat.
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