#1
Hey Pit, so I have this friend who's rather good at cooking and stuff, and she's applied for a scholarship at Le Cordon Bleu cooking school. She's made a great video showing her interest and everything and please could you take time (less than 10 seconds) to put her one step closer to her dream of being a brilliant chef?

http://ukscholarship.cordonbleu.edu/videos/entry/Gc2pmZQJ3yE

Thank you.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#3
She will not have sex with you for this. Stop being in the friend zone. I will not vote untill you sex her.

edit: just started the vid. She's a cow, but my offer still stands.
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#5
Voted.

Your succinct and sincere post coupled with something good behind the link made it a no brainier to help out.
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#6
Thanks everyone except the Brain!

Please sir, I don't want to sex her. She's like my girl-advice friend! I friend zoned her first! Please vote anyway?
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#7
Done. Her cooking looks great! Wish her good luck on our behalf.
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#8
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She will not have sex with you for this. Stop being in the friend zone. I will not vote untill you sex her.

edit: just started the vid. She's a cow, but my offer still stands.


One of the few hot ones out there though. And you do want her TS, what man wouldn't want a woman that loves being in the kitchen all day?

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#10
the video is really bad, but the end justifies the meanings right? voted
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#11
wish granted.
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#12
I was about to make a witty remark about doing her or smth, untill i saw the video. Total bonerkiller.
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#13
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What she said at :40-:45 got my vote



OT: Voted tell her good luck
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the video is really bad, but the end justifies the meanings right? voted

To be fair it's better than a lot on the site! But yeah, certainly not going to win a BAFTA.

Thank you muchly guys!
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#17
I envy her for applying for Le Cordon Bleu, I would have loved to do that. Voted.
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