#1
Eh Pit,

So, I need your collective genius to come up with a way to get back at my roommate.

Basically, he went onto my facebook page, change my display picture to an ultrasound picture, and put my status to something like "So excited for fatherhood, hope it's a boy" or something like that. Not gonna lie, was pretty funny, ended up getting about 20 replies in about an hour, so clearly it worked. It's since been taken down and everyone knows it was a joke.

That said, I obviously can't let him have the last laugh. So, I need some ideas for pranks that would be pretty funny.

Bit of info, we live in a highrise apartment, so space is somewhat an issue. Also, we both have office jobs, so sending midget strippers to his work probably wouldn't work either haha

Show me what you got, Pit!
#2
kill him with a flame tank. that way you can kill him with fire with a tank. only option.
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#3
Hide in the bathroom and when he drops the soap; rape!
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#5
Dude, midget strippers ALWAYS work.
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#6
haha i should have known that the very first two replies that the Pit generated was Murder and Rape... godamn i love the internets haha
#8
hack in to his account,

change display name and picture to an asian/black/chinese/white guy and then change his default user language to the respective nationality.

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#9
Disembowel him with a spoon, and then fap on him with his own intestines, as his life fades from his eyes.
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#10
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Disembowel him with a spoon, and then fap on him with his own intestines, as his life fades from his eyes.


This really is the only serious option anyone has given.
#12
How about this delightful classic:

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#13
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Put nair into his shampoo.

this
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#14
Change your password so he can't frape you again!

Devilish, I know.
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#15
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hack in to his account,

change display name and picture to an asian/black/chinese/white guy and then change his default user language to the respective nationality.

My friend does this to people. He'll ask to borrow their phone then change it to Korean.
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#16
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My friend does this to people. He'll ask to borrow their phone then change it to Korean.

Is that all he does?

I once took a friends phone and then got a picture of my other friends asses, set it as his background, and then proceeded to change everything in his settings I could before finally changing the language. It was like that for almost two days
#17
Change his facebook setting so his Status updates are only shared with "Self" and he will be /suicide when his stasuses never get liked or comments.

No instant gratification but worth it in the long run.
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#18
Find a picture of a totally nude guy (with a similar body to his) and photoshop his face on it. Post that image as his profile picture and update his status to something like "gonna be a pornstar, ladies! Watch out for me!"
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