UG's First Annual Freestyle Competition - With the diggitys and the dawgs

#1
Alright niggas, let's get this shit started. Freestyle rap battle's in text. 5 rounds of mad rhymes, rhythms, and lyrics.




Entrants!
1. ???
2. Ganoosh AKA Furniture Wizard
3. tinvar
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???
9. ???
10. ???



Rules!
Alright, so it's not easy to get things like this up and started, but I thought this might be an opportunity for us to embarrass ourselves. Despite this being a guitar/rock-based site, we do have a few rap fans. this our chance to shine. So here are the rules, it's a 5 round, single-elimination tournament. 3 judges will decide who wins each round based on lyrics, rhymes, and humor. The final round will end with a polled thread, so the rest of the Pitmonkeys can vote. There will be 10 entrants starting out, but depending on response, I may extend the number.

Judges!
Well known rap fans can apply for a judge position (Such as someone like Genghis) Also mods can apply.

1. ???
2. ???
3. Jetfuel495



Have fun guys (and girls)! Here's some inspiration for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhXhVMKxnkY&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws3Ks0FGxYM&feature=artist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4ftn4PArg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsjmiWugZs&feature=related ( that's for you Blake)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyu3zJKgHE0&feature=related
you're a stone fox
Last edited by Saint78 at Oct 18, 2011,
#2
Y'all niggas can't handle my rhymes, you gonna die like Frank Grimes.

I'm not in, though.
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#5
Quote by sglover34479
I don't know if I'm a well known rap fan, but I'd be happy to judge. I listen to a fair amount of rap.


That's kinda what I meant there, an avid rap listener.

EDIT: ^ Want me to put you down for one?
you're a stone fox
#6
I love metal, but I hate dat rap,
That music sucks, it sounds like crap.
This battle is gay, let's end it today,
Now do any yall niggas got something to say?
#7
Quote by I Have Crabs
I love metal, but I hate dat rap,
That music sucks, it sounds like crap.
This battle is gay, let's end it today,
Now do any yall niggas got something to say?


I have a feeling you'll adjust to the Pit quite nicely.
you're a stone fox
#8
Where Ghengis to apply himsel... i mean Lil B
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#9
Quote by Saint78
I have a feeling you'll adjust to the Pit quite nicely.


Is this sarcasm I smell?
#10
Quote by I Have Crabs
Is this sarcasm I smell?


Nope. Not at all.
you're a stone fox
#12
Quote by I Have Crabs
Well hell yeah, then, thats a start!


wut
you're a stone fox
#13
Let me at this! I don't really listen to too much rap but I'd like to try.
#14
I'm in, sign me up.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#17
Oh, and my stage name is Furniture Wizard, so I'd appreciate if you referred to me as that as long as we're doing this whole rap battle thing.

That's what all of my incredibly sexy female fanbase knows me as.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#18
Quote by Ganoosh
Oh, and my stage name is Furniture Wizard, so I'd appreciate if you referred to me as that as long as we're doing this whole rap battle thing.

That's what all of my incredibly sexy female fanbase knows me as.


Got it.
you're a stone fox