#1
im gonna be living in japan in december for the next three or so years.
i dont know any japanese but i have googled about their culture and etiquette.

just wondering if anyone had any experience living there and had any advice.
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#2
Not a tip, but you're never allowed to complain about latino immigrants not speaking english ever again.
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#4
Stay away from tentacles and learn the language unless you only want to hang out with other awkward foreigners.
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#5
havent really complained about that but i know what u mean.
america is pretty spoiled when it comes to other countries speaking english, though japan is an exception.
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#6
my question is this: for what purpose are you going?
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#8
Stick your chopsticks straight down into your rice when you want to set them down. It means you're enjoying the meal. Simply setting them down on the table is a grave insult.
#9
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im in the military, and will be stationed there.
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#14
If a japanese man invites you for dinner it means you are allowed to fuck his daughter.
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#15
Make sure you hit up those maid cafes. Oh and the Tsundere maid cafes too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAiWb2IMg_Y
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Pack a coat, as I hear the weather can get a little nippy.
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#21
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Good luck having sex in Japan, all their vaginas are censored.

And hairy "/
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Quote by madbasslover
Stick your chopsticks straight down into your rice when you want to set them down. It means you're enjoying the meal. Simply setting them down on the table is a grave insult.


i know very little about japanese culture, so whe i read this i thought, "hmm, that's an interesting fact about japanese culture that i did not know." then i looked it up......
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i know very little about japanese culture, so whe i read this i thought, "hmm, that's an interesting fact about japanese culture that i did not know." then i looked it up......


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#27
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Make sure you hit up those maid cafes. Oh and the Tsundere maid cafes too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAiWb2IMg_Y

What the flying fuck did I just watch, Japan...?
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#28
Quote by madbasslover
Stick your chopsticks straight down into your rice when you want to set them down. It means you're enjoying the meal. Simply setting them down on the table is a grave insult.


Do it, ts. You'll be literally having the waitresses throwing themselves for you.
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#30
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What the flying fuck did I just watch, Japan...?


i cant wait! haha so awesome
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i cant wait! haha so awesome

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They have a game called kancho.

Kancho (カンチョー kanchō?)[1] is a prank often played in Japan; it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking.[2][3] It is similar to the wedgie or a goosing, although, as compared to kancho, the former mentioned acts do not involve physical contact which is quite as intimate or direct. A Kancho is often executed simultaneously as the offending party loudly emphasizes the second syllable of "Kan-CHO!".

Yeah good luck, TS.

edit:
In Japan, there is even a TV gameshow where a celebrity routinely kanchōs random people.

Again, what the flying fuck are you guys watching, Japan?
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#34
Be prepared to forgo most personal space.

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#36
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Good luck having sex in Japan, all their vaginas are censored.


Not if he disguises his penis as a tentacle or something messed up like that

Get Rosetta Stone for Japanese really learn the language.

first and most important line you need to know

Denwabongo nan ban desu ka

literally means what is your phone number, use it on the hot girls. Also you can literally buy anything out of a vending machine, if you look hard enough you can probably find one that sells humans.
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