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#1
Pit, would you marry a pornstar? If no, why not?

I'll never marry one. Mainly because they ****ed half of the male population. Other than that, I don't want my son to see his mom getting banged by other dudes each time he goes on the internet.
#2
Yes. Three words. Ass to mouth.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#5
It's a baseless belief of mine that pornstars wouldn't give a rats arse about something as arbitrary as marriage.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#6
Probably not. I know that my schwing schwong pales in comparison to those seen in various adult materials.

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#9
Yes god damn yes

Gianna would be my dirty slutty wife
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#11
Quote by The_Casinator
No, because pornstars suck at cooking.


This.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#13
No. I've seen A Serbian Film and can only assume that the things in that movie happen to the every porn stars family.
#14
Only Ron Jeremy.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#16
Quote by VillainousLatin
no,it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Have you actually ever done that? It's not half bad...
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#18
Quote by ripple07
Have you actually ever done that? It's not half bad...


I had a chuckle doing this once
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#22
Quote by slash_GNR666
Yes god damn yes

Gianna would be my dirty slutty wife

Please, can we share her? Please?
#24
Quote by SG_dave
You're assuming you could bag a pornstar man.
Good luck with that.



You're assuming all porn stars are beauty queens.
Good luck with that.
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#26
hell no, I have trust issues.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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#27
Depends. Wouldn't mind hitting one or two; sienna milano and maryjane Johnson in particular.
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#28
Knowing that every day when she came home, just hours/minutes before she had another guys dick in her mouth/vajayjay and his jizz all over her body/face?

no thanks
#29
If she only did girl on girl

>_>

<_<

>_>
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#31
Quote by spitonastranger
No. I've seen A Serbian Film and can only assume that the things in that movie happen to the every porn stars family.


That movie is just evil. It's like Satan was the director.
#32
Quote by KopeOfFinland
Please, can we share her? Please?

NO! She is mine and mine only
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#33
Quote by ripple07
Yes. Three words. Ass to mouth.

Last edited by LordBishek at Oct 19, 2011,
#34
Aw hell naw, call me old-fashioned but i kinda like some depth in a person
#35
Quote by VillainousLatin
no,it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You win this thread.
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#38
nah. I don't think they're bad people or dumb or anything. I'm sure there are some I'd get on with great. but by virtue of being a porn star, they'd have pretty different values than me which would make marriage a no-go. even dating.

Quote by Basti95
Aw hell naw, call me old-fashioned but i kinda like some depth in a person


I'm sure you could get fairly deep ...
#DTWD
#39
It wouldn't be a dealbreaker for me, but I feel like someone like that would be very emotionally distant. Also, diseases.
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#40
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No, because pornstars suck at cooking.

Well, aint that the truth
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