#1
pretty stoned but what if..

jesus went through the garden like adam and eve and succeeded in completing all god's lessons which is why God sent him here to hope to help, viruses and diseases are just failed creations by god or side effects of other things, maybe balancers of karma and the natural flow of things.. or creations by demons, who are afterall, supernaturally intelligent beings seeing how he told angels to make humans out of inaminate objects... god made the angels to see what he could do... he already made the perfect humanoid (angels) and then made Adam. Then Eve happened etc., the fail with the apple etc.

and the one who god made guard the Tree of Life, the Cherubim, has a flaming sword that's blade goes every way. Energy sword like a light saber perhaps?


Im not by any means saying im CORRECT but its just interesting to think about shit.
#5
I should've stopped reading after

pretty stoned but what if..


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#6
Fail with the apple ahahahaha
No, I think it's just a normal sword that wen activated bursts in flames. Epic
#7
three 09'ers post in a row? 999 --> 666 if you flip it upside down LIKE THE CROSS!!
#9
Well... Umm... You see... Uh... wat?
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#10
hahahhaa. brilliant. love you man.
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#13
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#14
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Last edited by bradulator at Oct 19, 2011,
#15
"Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it"

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#19
That was one of my favourite posts, ever.
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#21
This is why I don't smoke weed...


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#23
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No, see, you fill up your hearts and the sword shoots laser beams out of it.

Zelda reference! Fuck yeah!

WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#25
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I think this is at least the 3rd time I've seen this posted in the past 2-3 days.

I laugh every ****ing time.
Last edited by Shawn1379 at Oct 19, 2011,
#26

my face when I finished reading
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#27
You turned into Triple H?

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No, see, you fill up your hearts and the sword shoots laser beams out of it.

This makes me want to hook up my NES and play the first Zelda so badly.
#29
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Im not by any means saying im CORRECT but its just interesting to think about shit.



No, there is nothing interesting about this. You're just high.
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#32
funniest shit ive read today. I wish this was true. It would make being religious cooler.
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#33
stoners....
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#34
Totally get you man, it's like we're on the same level on consciousness right now...
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