Poll: Would You Be Comfortable As A Pornstar
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Yes Please!
63 37%
No
85 50%
Sorry, what was the question, too busy fapping?
22 13%
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#1
After noticing the thread "Would You Marry A Pornstar?" I thought It'd be interesting to find out whether The Pit would be comfortable with being a Pornstar? So Pit, would you be comfortable? happy? even with all the film, and possible complications later in life?

EDIT: As a side question, if you were a pornstar what would your stage name be?

Please bear in you would still be gettting paid
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#3
No, i dont need to be a pornstar to get laid.
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#5
No.I think of pornstars as littel more than well paied hores so no i couldn't do it.
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#6
Sure it'd be cool beans.
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#9
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No.I think of pornstars as littel more than well paied hores so no i couldn't do it.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
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#11
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Male Porn stars hardly get paid.


That's straight porn man.
#12
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Maybe I'd be the cameraman in a POV video, but that's it.

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#13
I've already semi-jokingly agreed with a really good friend from high school that if I failed my musical career and that we both failed in college and ended up at rock bottom that we'd both go into porn.

So, probably. You get paid big money to bang beautiful women you've just met (in person, at least).

EDIT: ^ also this.
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Male Porn stars hardly get paid.
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#14
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That's straight porn man.



Probably not. Chile isn't even near big on porn anyway
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#15
Hell yeah, id be called simply, "John Thomas"
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I've already semi-jokingly agreed with a really good friend from high school that if I failed my musical career and that we both failed in college and ended up at rock bottom that we'd both go into porn.

So, probably. You get paid big money to bang beautiful women you've just met (in person, at least).

EDIT: ^ also this.
Tell that to Ron Jeremy.


Ron Jeremy, the one exception behind, they don't make shit.

Male porn stars often go "gay for pay" where they'll star in gay pornos as well as straight just to scrounge together cash to get by.
#18
Yeah why not, but would I go out of my way to make a career of it, nah.
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#19
Yeah I guess.

If I couldn't land another job, I can think of worse ways to get money than having sex.

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Boom.
#20
I guess I could. I couldn't be a vanilla porn star though.
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#21
No, I don't have the self confidence. My penis would shrivel like a beautiful dying flower if you tried to videotape it.
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#22
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Tell that to Ron Jeremy.

Well there's this thing called the Internet the porn industry didn't have to deal with back in his day.
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#23
It'd get me some human interaction.

...but seriously, probably not...depends on how much I'd be paid.
Plus, male pornstars don't need names, in most cases (I wouldn't do gay porn btw) no one gives a **** about the dude anyway.
#24
Men are only paid well if they do gay porn. And I am not nearly good enough at sex to justify being paid for it anyway, just like most of the pit.
#25
Sure. But you dudes gotta know you'll most likely also be doing gay porn from time to time.
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#26
no. it would get pretty boring after a while. come to think of it, being a drug dealer sounds like fun
#27
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Men are only paid well if they do gay porn. And I am not nearly good enough at sex to justify being paid for it anyway, just like most of the pit.


I wouldn't really consider male porn stars good at sex but whatever.

Just need a Large penis and stamina for porn.
#28
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Well there's this thing called the Internet the porn industry didn't have to deal with back in his day.
Shh! Don't tell people about it!!

But yeah, still, aren't there porn sites that pay you to upload your own videos?

I... don't ask... from experience.
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#29
Quote by smokeysteve22
I wouldn't really consider male porn stars good at sex but whatever.

Just need a Large penis and stamina for porn.


You gotta also be able to hold your dick up for hours without cumming. And also you gotta be able to make your dick go places it doesn't want to go.
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#30
Quote by smokeysteve22
I wouldn't really consider male porn stars good at sex but whatever.

Just need a Large penis and stamina for porn.



This is what I mean. If I was to try to not cum for more than like, a half hour, I'd just lose my erection and become utterly useless. Again, I'm sure this is true of most people here.
#31
I feel like that one bald guy on brazzers has to make a decent amount... he's fuckin everywhere man
#32
No. Don't get me wrong, having sex with lots of women is nice, but that's not how I'd like to go about doing it. The way to make money doing it, is to be a producer/director as well as an actor. Winning AVN Awards is a good boost too and will help get a pay raise. Manuel Ferrara is great example of this approach. Plus he fucks like a boss, so he deserves what he gets.
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#33
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Manuel Ferrara is great example of this approach. Plus he fucks like a boss

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#34
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I'm not, but what if I was? Would that be a problem?
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#35
That was a message of congratulations.
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#36
No, not now. Porn stars aren't making what they used to. It's so easy to get free porn, it'd be useless.
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#37
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That was a message of congratulations.

Well good sir, you have mislabeled me. However I appreciate the congratulations regardless because of it's warm gesture to the homosexual community.
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#38
Being a male porn star means being a gay porn star, because in order to make a living you have to do gay porn because the gay stuff pays better (according to that episode of True Life).
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#40
Quit supporting the homosexual menace.
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