Poll: Which one?
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Bros before hoes
16 15%
Chicks over dicks
89 85%
Voters: 105.
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#1
Let's say the world was ending right now and you were the only survivor.
You have the choice of letting one other person live with you.
Will it be your best friend that is the same gender?
Or will it be your romantic relationship of the opposite gender.

I've always been told you should stick with your friends.
Then again, you may want to populate the planet and restart the human civilization.

Bro time or sexy time?
#2
Mah lady.

Besides sexy time, I think she would be more helpful and capable in a survival situation than my best friend.
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#3
Sorry bro's, grow a vagina and some attractive femininity and we'll talk.
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#5
If you chose the dude, humanity would just die off anyway. May as well have fun with the chick.
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#6
You want your kids doing your kids and having kids?

I'd probably pick the girl anyways. I think it would be easier living with a girl in that situation.
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#7
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You want your kids doing your kids and having kids?



How do you think you got here?
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#11
no love for bro's
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#12
Fuck that chick hard all day erryday.
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#13
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#14
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You want your kids doing your kids and having kids?

Inbred people is better than no people.
#16
Well the real problem with inbred people is that if there's any bad genes, such as ones that make you more susceptible to diseases like cancer, is that the bad genes can get concentrated. A lot of inbred people might not have any problems that separate them from other people. It's just that there's a higher chance of someone in the family will get terrible genes.
#17
Bros before hoes is a load of crap, no guy despite how loyal he claims to be will pass up sweet ass to be with friends. Guys are pigs...end of
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#18
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Well the real problem with inbred people is that if there's any bad genes, such as ones that make you more susceptible to diseases like cancer, is that the bad genes can get concentrated. A lot of inbred people might not have any problems that separate them from other people. It's just that there's a higher chance of someone in the family will get terrible genes.


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#19
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Evolution.



I don't believe that humanity started as 2 people.
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#20
You should have raised the stakes in question and said the best friend is willing to dress up as a female and tuck it back, and the girl is a butch lesbian with no intention of sleeping with you.
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#21
The lady easily...I'm actually insulted that someone would choose their bro in this instance.

You ain't my bro if you're cockblocking, end of.
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#22
I'd pick a bro and toke up and talk shit for the rest of our stays and die. I wasn't planning on having children anyway.

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#24
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You should have raised the stakes in question and said the best friend is willing to dress up as a female and tuck it back, and the girl is a butch lesbian with no intention of sleeping with you.

Even if people chose the girl, there is no guarantee there will be sex every day or night. She will likely pull the "I don't fee like it tonight" routine.
#25
Quote by darkstar2466
I'd pick a bro and toke up and talk shit for the rest of our stays and die. I wasn't planning on having children anyway.



It's all good until he brorapes you.
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#26
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Even if people chose the girl, there is no guarantee there will be sex every day or night. She will likely pull the "I don't fee like it tonight" routine.



So you would have a better chance with another dude?
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#27
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you have shitty friends.

I know
I have no friends now.
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#28
Is there zombies or aliens??? Cause then id take my best friend cause hes a gun expert but if theres no zombies then ima take my hoe.
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#29
Quote by )v(egaFan90
So you would have a better chance with another dude?

It's not that man. I'd just not want to have kids.
I'd rather have fun til I die.
#30
Sorry, bros, but the continuation of the human race has precedent over our friendship.
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#31
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It's all good until he brorapes you.


My bros don't participate in brorape.

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#32
I would pick my girl of choice over my "bro." Given the circumstances, I'm sure he'd do the same. If everything around me is going to be decimated, I'll need something to do. Lots and lots of sex will fill my time nicely until I die a slow and violent death from drinking tainted water. Note that I will still be having sex while I'm undergoing said death experience.
#33
Quote by darkstar2466
My bros don't participate in brorape.



You could say that when there's bitches in existence, when there ain't no ladies he's definitely imagining how you'd look with a wig.
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#34
Friend of the opposite gender. I don't have any female friends who are good in survival situations.
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#35
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I don't believe that humanity started as 2 people.


Me either. That idea is absurd.
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#36
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Inbred people is better than no people.

true
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#39
Call me sexist if you want, but I think I'd be better off with a male friend in a survival situation. And let's face it, even if I chose a girl, if we're really the only two people left on the planet than we're not going to be repopulating shit. Sure, lots of sex until the zombies find us would be fun, but restarting the human race from just two people is something that just ain't gonna happen. That's why I'd rather have some crazy survivalist dude who has a gigantic gun collection with me.

That's just my logical side talking, though. Realisitically, if I was actually given this choice I would probably choose the girl, horny bastard that I am.
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#40
I dont have a best guy friend...so my best friend (female) will fit perfectly..=)
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