#1
I am quite frankly disgusted at James Hetfield's remark in his recent collaboration with Lou Reed in which he claimed TWICE, not once, that he was a table, and proceeded to repeat "I AM!" like he actually meant that sh*t!

Here's proof he is not a table:

This is James Hetfield:



As you can probably tell he has two arms and hands, which he uses to hold the guitar.

I have never seen a table with arms.

Legs yes. Arms no. Here are tables:





No arms yes? James has arms, to play a guitar mainly. Therefore his offensive remark of being a table is invalid.

Agreed?
#9
Quote by KTFM

Your argument is invalid.

nope, that is a leg consisting of a human figure, your argument is invalid
#10
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Or for there to have actually been humor.
#12
Quote by View Baybay
he claimed TWICE, not once, that he was a table, and proceeded to repeat "I AM!" like he actually meant that sh*t!


he claims to be the table three times actually therefore your argument is invalid
#13
How was this guy banned? The pit is full of pointless threads, but you dont have to post in it if you dont like the topic.




EDIT: Looking at the username now, I kinda understand he was a troll and not just trolling.
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Last edited by c3powil at Oct 21, 2011,
#14
Quote by View Baybay
nope, that is a leg consisting of a human figure, your argument is invalid

protip: hetfield consists of a human figure too.
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#15
It's a bit counterintuitive to go ahead and post three identical pictures of James Hetfield TS.

learn2explainshit.
yo.

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#16
Quote by View Baybay
I have never seen a table with arms.

I present to you an OT Table.


your argument is still invalid. So henceforth and therefore james Hetfield is IN FACT A TABLE.
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#17
I kinda understand he was a troll and not just trolling.


But if he was a troll, then he'd still be trolling...

NOT EASILY LED, EASILY BANNED.
#21
I'm more surprised this thread hasn't been closed yet.
NOT EASILY LED, EASILY BANNED.
#27
Quote by KnightBand
But if he was a troll, then he'd still be trolling...



Correct. But I think Its more logical to ban someone who joined this site JUST to post threads like these in the pit (AKA Troll) rather than a user who just decided to post one pointless thread like this (Trolling, yes, but not a full on Troll).
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