#1
19 years ago to the very day, a child was born. A child who ripped and teared his way out from within his uteral prison, screaming and crying from the bottom of his teeny tiny baby lungs. A future pitmonkey of untold potential. His name?

Jani92Jani.

Happy birthday!

You selfish cunts better have got something.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#4
Happy Birthday you fucking finnish dildolicker!

I bought you acting lessons with a great tutor!


What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#5
I was trying to think who 'jani92jani' was, but I knew I had seen you around a bunch of times. Now that you made a post in this thread, I remember seeing your sig and liking it.

Happy birthday
#7
Quote by jani92jani
Agronaut, i am not a dildolicker, but thanks!



AHA! But you do admit to being FINNISH!
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF