#2
Good lad.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Touché
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"I've wronged you, and steal everything from the truth,
Can we find ourselves, walking through a field with no solitude,
The pain goes on."
#7
well...

how was it?

...
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#9
Was it a mighty scoop?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Did it feel like you had a big duty to accomplish?
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#13
Wait is there some stereotype associated to that or something?
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#14
Obviously you did want to be that guy, or you wouldn't be highlighting this particular moment in your life online to everyone who could see it...

That said, I'm left underwhelmed by this post.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#15
Good for you. You had sex with a lady... anal sex too. Congratulations.

/the reason you posted this thread.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#17
So what made you choose your anus over your vagina?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#20
I had sex a few times before I got my first hand- or blowjob.

Not quite as bad but yeah.
#22
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I'm that guy whose never had sex for religious reasons.


People like you don't belong in polite society!
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#23
/never had anal and doesn't plan on it


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The look on your face when you realized the chicks that aren't pornstars don't usually get enema's and a 12 hour fast before anal and most of them still shit during sex (I've seen it, let's just say that it ruined Asa Akira for me forever), and the look on your face when you realized that your dick is slightly brownier than usual.


And that's why.
I think it's time for a change.



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Last edited by §ArmyofAngels§ at Oct 21, 2011,
#24
The look on your face when you realized the chicks that aren't pornstars don't usually get enema's and a 12 hour fast before anal and most of them still shit during sex (I've seen it, let's just say that it ruined Asa Akira for me forever), and the look on your face when you realized that your dick is slightly brownier than usual.
#25
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/never had anal and doesn't plan on it


/never had sex but plans on it... eventually
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#27
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/never had sex but plans on it... eventually

There there.
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
#28
Quote by Jawlytomtom
what?


I was... never mind
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#29
TS is gay, there's no other explanation.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#30
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How did that even happen?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#33
Nobody cares.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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