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#1
Red flags, as in warning of impending danger from a girlfriend, wife, potential girlfriends, etc.

Name some things you take as red flags.

I was just watching Saturday Night Live (yeah, I know), and one part said that it's a red flag if all of a girl's friends are dudes, which I couldn't agree more with.
#3
When her pupils start dilating and her breasts/lips begin getting bigger. I know I'm in for trouble.

Or when I hang out with my ex-girlfriend.
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When she starts to regain conciousness.
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When she doesn't respond to your facebook friend request.




Yeah that'd be a pretty big one.

This thread will make me paranoid so I will never read or post in it again.
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Did someone say red flag?
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daddy issues, gay best friend, gets blackout drunk every time she drinks, sorority, brings $10 with her when she goes to the bars, cuts the neck of hoodies so they show cleavage, has to post facebook announcements when they catch herpes, sloppy outside lips vagina, and doesnt like tom petty.
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When she starts to regain conciousness.


Well played.

When all your friends disprove of her.

Seriously, I'm telling you all this now:

When it comes to girls, listen to your friends. They are right.
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#17
When she does something i'm uncomfortable with and I have to ask advice from a bunch of virgins on the internet.
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Well played.

When all your friends disprove of her.

Seriously, I'm telling you all this now:

When it comes to girls, listen to your friends. They are right.

My friends said it was weird I never had an argument with my girlfriend when we were a few months into dating. They said "honeymoon phase" and that we'll start arguing soon. It's been a year and a half now
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My friends said it was weird I never had an argument with my girlfriend when we were a few months into dating. They said "honeymoon phase" and that we'll start arguing soon. It's been a year and a half now


I mean like if they think you shouldn't be with her.

Stop being a smartass
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
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I mean like if they think you shouldn't be with her.

Stop being a smartass

NEVER!
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I was just watching Saturday Night Live (yeah, I know), and one part said that it's a red flag if all of a girl's friends are dudes, which I couldn't agree more with.


I was about to come accuse you of this if you didn't already admit it

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#22
When she says "I hate drama."

That means that she's had to deal with alot of drama. My friend dated this girl, bad idea.
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"There's nothing to discuss."
Oh, and if she ever says, "No, I'm too busy" then you will never see her again.
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#26
Suddenly starts locking phone.

Picks fights for no reason -- more than usual that is.

Suddenly starts hanging out with "work friends, you wouldn't want to come"

These are things after you've been in a relatioship for awhile. The obvious one's like being a drunken ***** 24/7 before dating with tons of guy friends are obvious.

If suspicious tape a tape recorder under her car seat and you can listen to phone calls when she's driving.

Track her car mileage after work/school to see if she is telling truth about where she is driving.

But resorting to stuff like that usually means relationship sucks anyways.
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If suspicious tape a tape recorder under her car seat and you can listen to phone calls when she's driving.

Track her car mileage after work/school to see if she is telling truth about where she is driving.

But resorting to stuff like that usually means relationship sucks anyways.


I'm sorry, is this about girlfriends or that lass that you watch from across the road and follow home?
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"What's wrong, what's up?"

"Oh, nothing... Its nothing."

Thats usually a fairly large red flag.

The faster she says the world "nothing" the more time she will spend talking about her problems.
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"I need to speak to you for a moment"

Oh god, how I hate those words...
#32
When she stops making sandwiches and dispensing fellatio on demand.
#35
When you notice that she's started buying an awful lot more cyanide than usual.
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#36
When she drinks until she blacks out every time.
When she constantly lends out more than $20 to mutual friends.
When you two don't argue.

I wish I knew these sooner.
#37
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Well played.

When all your friends disprove of her.

Seriously, I'm telling you all this now:

When it comes to girls, listen to your friends. They are right.


Worst advice I have ever seen. If anything, all the shit my friends have told me about girls has been completely false. And a lot of them are girls themselves.
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Worst advice I have ever seen. If anything, all the shit my friends have told me about girls has been completely false. And a lot of them are girls themselves.


No shit.
#40
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No shit.


I should have learned earlier that a lot of them don't even know anything about themselves or what they want. It's like a lot of them don't think before they act. At all.

Not being sexist though, I've seen exceptions, though very, very few. Maybe it's because I'm still in high school.
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