#1
So my friend Dan is now making a weekly youtube "show." Dan is a very quiet, reserved guy. This is incredibly out of character. The only reason he's doing it is because my friend Lucas pays him $5 a week to do it.
It's freaking hilarious becuas he's so not good at being social and talking about himself. It's ackward. That's the point. So obivously, he must be a youtube celebrity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tNxQ6SE4Yk&feature=feedu

Yeah.
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#3
Being a super socially awkward person, I am uncomfortable with this.
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#4
That post gave me aids.
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#5
Oh god, that was awkward.
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#7
haha I enjoyed it and sub'd... Keep em coming lol
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#8
That first clip of him just saying "uhh, wait, uhh," is what he's like when he's put on the spot. I kinda look at this like putting a dog in clothes and watch it try to get out of them.
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#10
super funny.
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#12
When your serial-killer-in-training friend becomes traumatized to the point that he snaps and offs you and your buddy, I hope they play this awful clip at your funeral.
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#15
lol it's actually funny... "this week... uh... I got a paper.... that I handed in last week.... and..... uh...I got a C+."
#16


I liked it for "your friend" anyways TS; can't say i'd watch it again though, kinda boring if i'm honest.
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I liked it for "your friend" anyways TS; can't say i'd watch it again though, kinda boring if i'm honest.


It's my friend, trust me. If I was him, do you think I'd be posting that video around everywhere? He has trouble talking to a camera, let alone promoting himself.

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#18
Hilarious.
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It's my friend, trust me. If I was him, do you think I'd be posting that video around everywhere? He has trouble talking to a camera, let alone promoting himself.

also, you guys with AIDS are bringing back memories.


I was joking.
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#23
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I was joking.

Damn it, I thought I was good at reading internet sarcasm.
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#26
Not as good. Seems like he's trying to be awkward now.
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Oh, and TS, your friend's pretty cute.
#28
This is actually pretty funny. I just subscribed!
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#29
The last thing the Internet needs is another asshole talking about the inane shit that happened to him this week. I don't care if it is helping a guy out of his shell. Or mocking his awkwardness.

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#30
that little fcking piece of music that keeps playing is annoying and gay


cmon guys let's kill Dan
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