#3
I only do it when I'm sweaty and my balls are stuck to my leg.
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#5
Because it itches.
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#7
Same reason a dog licks his balls.
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#8
Because I feel the need to draw attention to my massive schlong.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
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#9
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Same reason a dog licks his balls.



Because it tastes good?
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#10
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Because I feel the need to draw attention to my massive schlongs.

You have multiple schlongs?
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#11
I do it to readjust the position of my package in my boxer/briefs once in a while.
#12
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Because it tastes good?

Because they can silly.
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#13
Because I can tie my shoe laces while I'm down there, might as well kill two birds with one stone.
#14
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I do it to readjust the position of my package in my boxer/briefs once in a while.


Exactly
#15
I don't do this. Leave your balls be, let them breathe free.
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#16
Because it's how men are supposed to walk around. Admit it, you think it feels good. You just know there's nothing better than watching tv with a cold beer in one hand and your crotch in the other hand. You just know it.
#17
Oh my God. This just made me remember I had a few nights ago that I hadn't remembered until now. I had a dream about auto-felation, weird 0.o
#18
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Because they can silly.


Don't lie, we both know that you grab your balls so you can lick your hand afterwords. You sick fucker.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#19
I do it when i feel uncomfortable. To protect them so to say.

Also feels great
D=
#21
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You have multiple schlongs?

No shit. Wait... isn't that the norm?
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#22
If it hurts, or you hear something extremely cringe inducing (or anything in the least groin-cringe inducing). Or just to get yo' swagg awn, biatches!

Wow, this thread is seriously hilarious if you replace every instance of 'grab' with 'furiously masturbate'.
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#23
It's not so much a "grab" as a "minor readjustment".
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