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#1
Think about it, factors that affect your UG profile's appeal of watching it. For one, I find that someone's location status.

For example, if someone's location was hidden, it wouldn't make me want to click the user's profile, as it leads me to believe that it belongs to a less experienced (read: less bored) user, and therefore has no pictures (read: BEWBZZZ!!!1).

So therefore whence user from the U.S would be more interesting, thus raising the profile's appeal, but since many users are from there, not by far, a user from the UK or Aussie would be more interesting, hence more appealing, to me, as it is less common.

You can lengthen the argument by adding sub-factors, such as whether the profile of a compatriot, making you click them by a sense of patriocy, diplomatic contacts of your country with the other one's, making you click by curiosity of seeing the other side of your feud, and a certain country's violation of basic human rights (according to the UN), making me click the profile to get a glimpse inside the iron curtain (a la that Chinese girl).

Of course, there's also the proven-de-facto gender factor, but can you, my dear compitriots find more?
#7
You have a cat as your avatar. I shall click it.
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#8
What are you doing while you're watching people's profiles?
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#10
i have a few really cool blogs on my profile, the last link in my sig is for one. read it, TS.
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#13
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I normally check profiles for age and location, just out of curiosity where relevant. Not usually though.


This.

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#14
It's time to step away from UG
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#17
My voluptuous D-cup breasts seem to have an effect on my view count
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#18
I usually visit profiles that visit me, or just users that I've talked to before. Oh and sometimes I'd visit a mod/admin etc just to see if they've made cool designs n shitz.


I don't do it that often though, feels a bit creepy when I do it and I generally don't care.
#19
I don't get many views


Some people's blogs attract attention, my blog isn't good enough to attract attention.
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#20
People click to see my pert breasts.

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#21
If you're a girl, you'll get people looking at your profile.
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#23
If they type like they are 13 years old I will always go into their profile.
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#25
There is nothing of interest on my profile.

Nothing at all.

>_>

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#26
Quote by izbbass
There is nothing of interest on my profile.

Nothing at all.


it's true. your profile is awful. i looked at it one time to find out what town you lived in, and may very well not look at it again ever.
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#27
The one photo I have is completely black; I don't have an about me; I have no mp3s; no interests; generic layout. Have fun.
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#28
Well, I won best profile 2011....

>_>

<_<


just sayin....


EDIT: not that I have much of interest there...
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#29
I don't get much profile views now. I did once but probably because I was really active. Have just reached 10000 profile views. Kinda hard to comprehend.
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#30
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Well, I won best profile 2011....


how? your profile's not very good.
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#31
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how? your profile's not very good.



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#32
I'm surprised I have as many profiles views as I do. It's not like I actually have anything interesting on their other than how much anime I've watched.
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#34
Quote by frankv
Does it have minks?

I just realised I rarely look at profiles, but that's because everytime I visit one if feels like they have won for some reason...
This.

I also don't understand what's so appealing about me or my profile. I don't post nearly as much as I did a couple years back, but I still get ~250 views a week. Yet back then i only had a couple hundred views. What's up with that?
#35
Quote by Woffelz
If you're a girl, you'll get people looking at your profile.

I'm a girl and no one ever checks my profile.
#36
Quote by So-Cal
I'm a girl and no one ever checks my profile.

Because you're an ugly girl then obviously.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#38
Quote by Venice King
Because you're an ugly girl then obviously.

BOOM. Someone show the ugly chick where the door is. Bitch got SERVED.
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