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http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2011/10/gaddafi-body-is-that-of-woman-reported.html

On 23 October 2011 we read that there has been a post mortem of the 'Gaddafi' body.

According to 'Sunday Sport', the post mortem shows the 'body' to be that of a woman.





EDIT: Have actually seen this headline myself. Its actually been in print.

ARGONEDIT: I do not actually believe that this is true.
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Last edited by Argonaut at Oct 24, 2011,
#4
Classy stuff as usual, tabloids.
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#6
Quote by captaincrunk
I get the feeling that site is for the lulz.


No I saw the headline myself in the flesh.
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#7
It should be noted that 'Hitler's skull' turned out to be that of a woman aged around 40.

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#9
Quote by Argonaut
No I saw the headline myself in the flesh.


I see The Sun in stores here all the time, along with others that claim things such as Obama/George W. Bush/whoever is currently running the country being extraterrestrials.
#10
Quote by Argonaut
No I saw the headline myself in the flesh.



Have you seriously never seen a tabloid newspaper/magazine before?
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#11


Women can't be Tyrants, they're too busy in the kitchen for that!



I absolutely mean offense to the female community of UG, or the female community by in-large. You guys make the best sandviches ever.
#13
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Have you seriously never seen a tabloid newspaper/magazine before?


I know, I don't believe that shit... seriously you guys.
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#14
I, for one, do not accept our new female overlords.
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#16
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#17
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I, for one, do not accept our new female ovarylords.

Fixed.
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#18
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Fixed.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#19
Women can't be tyrants, we're too busy making sandwiches for people we don't know on guitar websites.

But we make the best sandwiches ever, goddamnit.
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#20
Quote by sadSTATUE
Women can't be tyrants, we're too busy making sandwiches for people we don't know on guitar websites.

But we make the best sandwiches ever, goddamnit.


No, men are superior sammich makers, but we're too lazy to do it ourselves.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#21
Quote by sadSTATUE
Women can't be tyrants, we're too busy making sandwiches for people we don't know on guitar websites.

But we make the best sandwiches ever, goddamnit.



What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#23
How come on English speaking articles I see it written as Gaddafi, and in Italian articles and textbooks I see it written as Ghedaffi?
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#25
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Every time I see that guy, I think of Carlos Santana.

OT:

Or what Keith Richards would look like not-white.
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How come on English speaking articles I see it written as Gaddafi, and in Italian articles and textbooks I see it written as Ghedaffi?

That because you spell it معمر القذافي.
#26
^Well that would be Qadhafi.

And what of the 'body' said to be that of Gaddafi?

On 23 October 2011, we read:

"Senior medical officer Nagi Barakat said that there was no need for an autopsy."

"There will be no post-mortem today, nor any day," Misrata military council spokesman Fathi al-Bashaagha told AFP.

"No one is going to open up his body."

His comments were confirmed by two other Misrata military chiefs.

Equal Time for Nutjobs, check.
Headline Contradicts Actual Article, check.

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#27
Pics or it didn't happen.

<_<
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#29
Quote by frankv
To SteveHouse: That's what I read.

Pronunciation is different in that part of the world though. "Jedh" in Syria might be "Gez" in Egypt and I just plain don't know how Libyans sound

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#30
Well to be fair, I always thought Qaddafi was pretty hot.

>_>
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#31
What would be strange is if they found callouses on the fingertips of his left hand. o.0
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#32
*sniffs the air*

What's that smell?

*sniffs again*

Seriously, is it just me?

*sniffs once more*

Ahh. Now I know. It's bullshit.
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#33
ALLEGEDLY: Gaddafi has labia and was leader of Lybia.

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#35
Quote by frankv
I was referring to the autopsy part of your post, but thanks for making this confusing.

y u no quote

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#40
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y u no read mind

y u no mine reed

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