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#2
colored links omg
repo'd

EDIT: ANDDDDDDDD A FACE?
Current Stage Gear
Ibanez 1987 RG550 Road Flare Red(66th one ever made)
HD500 Pedal
Bugera Vintage 22



Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#3
No thanks. we have a sex thread.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#4
Thank you much. It was very helpful in pleasing my spouse/girlfriend... at good prices to! Such a shame only limited supply.
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#5
It's hard for me to please my woman.


Because she's inflated.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
It would be nice to know how to not-sexually please a woman though. So you can get them to offer you a good time in bed, you know.
#9
Quote by padgea7x
It's hard for me to please my woman.


Because she's inflated.

throw her back in the ocean, then?
Quote by Ulalume
I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#11
Quote by TimTheWizard
throw her back in the ocean, then?

Throw her back into the ocean? I guess that way she could be back with her child. We had a bouy.

>_>
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
Why would you need an adbot for clown noses? They practically sell themselves, everybody wants one!
Quote by Snowblind 911





maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#15
Quote by padgea7x
Throw her back into the ocean? I guess that way she could be back with her child. We had a bouy.

>_>




#17
How is a clown costume gonna help me please my woman.. D:

EDIT: HOW IS A CLOWN NOSE GONNA HELP ME PLEASE MY WOMAN??
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#18
adbot! please, talk to us! what is your purpose?
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#20
I find that hard to believe seeing as she is Coulrophobic.

*repo'd*
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#22
Quote by keyichong
0000


Binary
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
adbot, who do you work for and why do you litter the pit with advertisements?
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#29
this one isn't as good as emily. you'll never replace our emily!
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#31


Yew sick son of a bitch get off this dam forum will yew!!!!
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#32
adbot, you're a ******
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#34
avatar, voltaire sig, posting multiple times.
it can be not much longer before adbots are no worse than regular pitmonkeys
#35
How is this thread still open?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#36
Quote by Trowzaa
How is this thread still open?

Because of my killer pun.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#37
Quote by padgea7x
Because of my killer pun.


whatever happened to scenes we'dlike to see?
i miss you mang
#38
Quote by vagelier
whatever happened to scenes we'dlike to see?
i miss you mang

Don't think any new rounds were posted so it died.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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