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5 3%
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83 53%
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8 5%
4
20 13%
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0 0%
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3 2%
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2 1%
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6 4%
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2 1%
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#1
how many legs would you have

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#3
8.
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#5
Anything other than 2 would make sex really awkward.
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Two. Seems to work fine for me. Why try to fix something that isn't broken?


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#9
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What about 3? If you catch my drift...

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#12
6. I could be like a ****ing spider, and have 8 limbs.
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#13
Quote by chookiecookie
What's the need for more than two?


Now you're just making cats and dogs feel bad, you twat.
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#14
4, so I can try new sex positions like "the spider"
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#15
100, then I could be a real Human Centipede! And I know they don't usually have 100 legs but it seems sensible.
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Now you're just making cats and dogs feel bad, you twat.


My dog only has two legs.
#18
Four. Run faster than you puny two legged humans.
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#19
Where would the legs protrude from?
Would they come out of my ass and the sides of my thighs, or would I grow some sort of weird extra abdomen thing like some sort of centaur?
#20
1 Super Leg!
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#21
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Where would the legs protrude from?
Would they come out of my ass and the sides of my thighs, or would I grow some sort of weird extra abdomen thing like some sort of centaur?


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#22
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#23
Eight, with an abdomen to hold them. So I'm human from the waist up and giant spider from the waist down. And an extra pair of chimpanzee arms, which are practically legs! And a dozen tentacles! And...can we just pretend wings are a kind of leg? 'Cause if so I want wings!
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#26
Having one leg with super jump capability would be awesome


I would prefer to have some more arms though
#27
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I would prefer to have some more arms though


Arms are where it's at. No more than 2 legs needed.
#31
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It's a leg dude. Unless you get pleasure from sticking a foot inside a vagina, I don't see the point.

You should try it sometimes.
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#32
This thread, just....

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#33
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4, so I can try new sex positions like "the spider"

You do know it's not actually going to happen right...?


I mean you having sex, you having 4 legs seems more feasible.
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#34
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I second this.
#35
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Two, unless they could be tentacle-like, in which case, four.


no, legs are legs, tentacles are tentacles
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no, legs are legs, tentacles are tentacles


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#37
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My dog only has two legs.

How does he smell?

And 4 so I can run up the stairs on all sixes!
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#38
Id rather have four arms and two legs than two arms and X number of legs.


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#39
2 I don't think 1 would be very useful and any more than 2 just seems a waste.
#40
If the number of legs is proportional to the number of schlongs then 10+ if not then the normal number please
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