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#1
Gather round all ye pitmonkeys. It's story time. Let us survivors of the Element's notorious tiger pit trap tell our tales. Everybody who was banned by Element, post your MS Paint escapes. Should provide some laughs.

I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Last edited by BeefWellington at Oct 25, 2011,
#2



Similar to your idea...WITH A TWIST!

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#3
I'm bored of this thread, it's been and gone like 3 times now.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm bored of this thread, it's been and gone like 3 times now.


Well seeing as I've spent most of today in the FotB, I wouldn't know that.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#6
Quote by blake1221
Had you looked at the Pit for all of 2 pages, you would know that


People actually go on the second page?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Trowzaa
People actually go on the second page?

I've been to the 6th page!
cat
#9
Quote by neidnarb11890
Well this thread sucks.


If only I had checked more carefully.


I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#14
Quote by guitarxo
I've been to the 6th page!


i've been past page 20 before. strange territory that is. there be dragons in those parts.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
Quote by Jackal58
*boob in a jar*

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#20
Quote by kaptink
This thread better not be a tiger pit itself...
Well shit. Now you've inspired the mods.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#21
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Well shit. Now you've angered the gods.


Get it right.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Well shit. Now you've inspired the mods.

At least I'm awake this time. I went to bed last night right before it happened

BRING IT ON!


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Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#23
The story of how I arrived in the FOTB:

Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#24
I am going to keep posting this till I cant laugh at it anymore, after texting it to my gf last night she was like WTF is that and I had to explain it, she laughed but I knew deep down inside it was fake!

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#25
Mine sucked

But I'll post anyways. Hey, at least I got out!



Quote by isabiggles
The story of how I arrived in the FOTB:



I saw that one in your thread! It was pretty awesome, I must admit.
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#26
Quote by Rancid Ivy
I saw that one in your thread! It was pretty awesome, I must admit.


I was actually planning on drawing an escape but then I got unbanned
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#27
Quote by isabiggles
I was actually planning on drawing an escape but then I got unbanned

Your shooping skills are a lot sharper than mine, that's for sure!
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#28
I wish I could have stayed up, I missed alot of DimebagZappa's ranting/cursefest and about 99% of the ms paints.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#29
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

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#31
Here is my tale of the tigerpit I drew it on a cellphone











Then element got upset about pedobear molesting him.so I had to save him there is more if its liked I shall post the rest if its well received. Oooh and there is a really badly drawn element comic





Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#33
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
Meh I felt like it.

Quote by losing battle
Here's the first comic for my adventures of element comic.

















This alone should earn my freedom!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#36
Didn't see that one^ :clap:
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#37
Quote by Robchappers
Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

Quote by fearofthemark
10/10 Slater is amazing

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#39
I survived by going over their heads and complaining to staff.

I think there are people still banned because they didn't want to paint shitty comics for the mods amusement.
#40
I think Dimebag got nabbed for being a multi or something as well
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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