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#2
Who's that chick in the blue cap?
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#3
I expected pictures of your hot american cousins.
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#5
Balling my fellow Canadian,

and Canada has warm beaches.... sometimes, i work at one during the summer
#7
Damn did you join UG when you were four?
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#8
Quote by metharian
Balling my fellow Canadian,

and Canada has warm beaches.... sometimes, i work at one during the summer



That's true, I was being unfair. For the 2 and half weeks of summer you guys get, there are plenty of serviceable beaches.


*I'm 1500 miles from an ocean, so you know all my joking is in good fun.
#10
Quote by element4433
Damn did you join UG when you were four?



hrrrrm when I was 13 if my math is correct. 20 now

also, canada does too have beaches! The water may often be cold but it makes the experience more manly and whatnot.
#11
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I live in SoCal a few miles from the ocean.

Enjoy Canada.




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#16
^hey, against the two of you I'd say you win for not being a retard.

You look kind of emaciated though.
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#18
Do you work out?
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#21
You need to put on some weight before going to America dude. They'll think you are anorexic.
#22
You need a cheeseburger
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#23
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Have to go to the US if you want to find a beach warm enough to swim at eh?

Enjoy Canada.

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#26
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You need a cheeseburger

Pffft! A cheeseburger? As in a single cheeseburger?? If he wants to be accepted he needs about 3 McDoubles, a Big Mac, Large fries(for the monopoly sweepstakes) and since he wouldn't want to be a fat ass, a large diet coke. Gotta watch them calories after all..
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#28
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Pffft, like wearing a cape will get you noticed in America.

#29
Goddamn ice beaners.
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#31
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Who's that chick in the blue cap?

Best first comment of the century.

Also, why isn't this a shoop thread?
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#32
Lookin' swole
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#33
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^hey, against the two of you I'd say you win for not being a retard.

You look kind of emaciated though.


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Do you work out?


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You need to put on some weight before going to America dude. They'll think you are anorexic.


Quote by son_of_bodom
You need a cheeseburger


Quote by midnight ride
Pffft! A cheeseburger? As in a single cheeseburger?? If he wants to be accepted he needs about 3 McDoubles, a Big Mac, Large fries(for the monopoly sweepstakes) and since he wouldn't want to be a fat ass, a large diet coke. Gotta watch them calories after all..


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#34
I usually just dress in my usual lumberjack-esque clothing, and often comment on how Canada is much better.

Gets the job done.
#35
Quote by priest.fan.
also, canada does too have beaches! The water may often be cold but it makes the experience more manly and whatnot.


cold water -> no hot chicks -> NO HOT CHICKS -> sausage fest -> not manly.
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#36
Quote by theogonia777
cold water -> no hot chicks -> NO HOT CHICKS -> sausage fest -> not manly.


The more reasonable answer would have been cold water > smaller looking junk, but that works.

There's a beautiful beach about 20 minutes from where I live. I spend most of the summer there.
#37
Quote by theogonia777
cold water -> no hot chicks -> NO HOT CHICKS -> sausage fest -> not manly.


cold water -> see girls nipples through bikini top
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#39
Quote by priest.fan.
cold water -> see girls nipples through bikini top


cold water -> no girls present
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#40
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I thought Canadians were s'posed to be burly lumberjack dudes?

I was so disappointed when I found out that Canadians were pretty similar to us. I figured they were all lumberjacks, too.
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