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Ass
80 29%
Crotch
176 64%
Middle
20 7%
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#1
When you walk past someone in a narrow passage, do you give them the ass or the crotch?

For me it's the crotch, I prefer penis first.
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#5
I think he means like in a movie theater when you get up and have to walk awkwardly by the seated people.
#7
Quote by Ichikurosaki
well, it depends on if they're facing me or not...


Edit: Scratch that, i don't understand the question at all, you need to be more specific.

Like when you are on a plane and you need to pass 2 people to get into your seat, do you walk past them with your crotch at their face or your ass?
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#9
Both.
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#12
I watch fight club.
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#14
I'm really skinny, so I go for middle.
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I'm really skinny, so I go for middle.

That is not what middle means.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#16
I give them the anti-social shoulder barge.
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#17
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I give them the anti-social shoulder barge.

A barge can't fit on a plane.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#18
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A barge can't fit on a plane.

You've obviously never flown with Air France.

Just tie it to the top, brah.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#19
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You've obviously never flown with Air France.

Just tie it to the top, brah.

I doubt that a barge could simply be tied to a plane. Perhaps a series of pulleys and flying buttresses would suffice.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#20
well, that depends on who it is and the presence or absence of my boner...
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#21
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I doubt that a barge could simply be tied to a plane. Perhaps a series of pulleys and flying buttresses would suffice.



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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#22
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#23
the actual 'rule' is that you should always face someone when passing them in a tight spot.
Its meant to be good manners to face them.

guess they just have to suffer your crotch or ass if they're sitting down!
#24
If they look threatening, I give them the ass. If they seem harmless, I crotch the shit out of them!
#26
Always crotch. I only go in ass first at weekends.
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#27
Crotch. Otherwise I feel like people are grinding on mah butt

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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#28
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the fuck

I see what just happened there on your part
#29
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Crotch. Otherwise I feel like people are grinding on mah butt

Ackward

You prefer people grinding on your crotch?

Interesting.
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#31
Give 'em some good dick.
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#32
crotch brah, who wants to smell my shitty ass?
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#33
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crotch brah, who wants to smell my shitty ass?

Your sweaty nutsack is better?
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#34
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If they look threatening, I give them the ass. If they seem harmless, I crotch the shit out of them!


You should not let people behind you if you feel they're threatening. Above all, do not display your ass to them as a juicy prize, unless you're into that sort of thing.

And crotching the shit out of them? You gotta be gentle sometimes. If you make them poop involuntarily, you're doing it wrong.
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#36
I face them, it's more polite. So...crotch.

Though I do like "accidentally" rubbing a womans butt when she walks by with it facing me. Well, except on airplanes when they'll be sitting next to me, that's too risky.
#37
Either seems kind of rude to me, but how the hell else are you supposed to get into your seat? I don't know, I guess I kind of choose one depending on the direction I'm facing.
#39
Also it's more polite when the person sitting stands up and folds their chair in (if it can) to give you more room. Though you can't always do that. But in like theaters, sports arenas and auditoriums and stuff you can.
#40
Quote by BlackVoid
Also it's more polite when the person sitting stands up and folds their chair in (if it can) to give you more room. Though you can't always do that. But in like theaters, sports arenas and auditoriums and stuff you can.


But nobody f*cking does that anymore! It's the worst in college lectures, when you get there late and the only chair left is one at the very end of a row that meets a wall, so you have to shove your ass/crotch into an entire row of people's faces to sit down.
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