Poll: Who?
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Jane Austen
15 15%
William Shakespeare
84 85%
Voters: 99.
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#1
So I am like a) and a friend is like b) - back me up here pit.

Haven't said whos with who to avoid bias!

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#2
Huh?
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#3
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#6
Shakespeare has been called into question, so Austen.
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#7
Go make a pie and throw it at yourself.

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#8
Shakespeare, of those two.
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#11
To hell with those cakes. Hemingway is the true champion here.

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#12
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#13
Anyone who votes Austin should step outside of their house and slowly inhale through their nose, and then let out gently a big breath through their mouth. Repeating this, they should then look at the wider world around them and consider their own place in the universe. They may take as long as they please. If they aren't forced to conclude that they need to seriously recalculate their values and ideas in order to improve their own self worth, they should be scolded with acid. After the flesh on their face has stopped burning, inflicting agony, they shall be reduced to a simple life. It shall consist of simple, repetitive labour in silence. They will be fed a minimalistic diet, consisting of one fruit, one vitamin meal, one glass of orange juice and a pita bread with falafel at every meal.
#14
Honestly, I like reading Austen more than Shakespeare. For the writing style not the content.

But Hemingway yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#16
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Austen is a pile of wank.

Possibly the best descriptive term I have ever heard

In terms of writing style, I actually prefer others to Shakespeare, but they lack his "authourial baddasness."
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#18
Shakespeare invented shitloads of words while I'm fairly sure Austen never did.

So Shakespeare.
#19
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Shakespeare invented shitloads of words while I'm fairly sure Austen never did.

So Shakespeare.


So did my dad. Doesn't make him cool.

I've never been into Shakespeare, I haven't even read Austen, but I'm going to say Shakespeare, because he left such a mark on not only literature, but all art. He grabbed creativity by the throat, choked it to death, and ate its heart.
#20
Well, The Merchant of Venice has to be one of my favourite ever comedies. I mean it's down right hilarious, the amount of anti-Semitic banter in it is too funny.
#21
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Anyone who votes Austin should step outside of their house and slowly inhale through their nose, and then let out gently a big breath through their mouth. Repeating this, they should then look at the wider world around them and consider their own place in the universe. They may take as long as they please. If they aren't forced to conclude that they need to seriously recalculate their values and ideas in order to improve their own self worth, they should be scolded with acid. After the flesh on their face has stopped burning, inflicting agony, they shall be reduced to a simple life. It shall consist of simple, repetitive labour in silence. They will be fed a minimalistic diet, consisting of one fruit, one vitamin meal, one glass of orange juice and a pita bread with falafel at every meal.

I'm convinced... Jane Austen it is.
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#23
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Haven't said who's with who to avoid bias!

Which one of you has a vagina? Because the answer will be pretty clear then.
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#28
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Out of Austen and Shakespeare, I'll go with Christopher Marlowe.

Best post of the thread.

You guys fucking read Tamburlaine? Bad. mother. fucker.

Although I can't actually find anything to write about the play for my dissertation : /
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#29
Shakespeare. Did Jane Austen write Macbeth or Richard III? No.
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#31
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Anyone who votes Austin should step outside of their house and slowly inhale through their nose, and then let out gently a big breath through their mouth. Repeating this, they should then look at the wider world around them and consider their own place in the universe. They may take as long as they please. If they aren't forced to conclude that they need to seriously recalculate their values and ideas in order to improve their own self worth, they should be scolded with acid. After the flesh on their face has stopped burning, inflicting agony, they shall be reduced to a simple life. It shall consist of simple, repetitive labour in silence. They will be fed a minimalistic diet, consisting of one fruit, one vitamin meal, one glass of orange juice and a pita bread with falafel at every meal.



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#32
Titus Andronicus has something like 50 deaths and involves rape, mutilation and particide. Possibly the most metal play of all time.
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#33
^And there's a badass band named after that play.

"Pride And Prejudice" would be the gayest band name ever.

So Shakespeare, obviously.
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#34
Is it bad I don't know who Jane Austen is?

>_>

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#35
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Shakespeare has been called into question, so Austen.



My thoughts exactly.
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#36
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^And there's a badass band named after that play.

"Pride And Prejudice" would be the gayest band name ever.

So Shakespeare, obviously.


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#37
I put Austen, purely because I personally think Shakespeare to be quite overrated. Then again, people will say that about Austen too. I just prefer Austen's style of writing. Also there are bucketloads of acclaimed male writers that have influenced literature. I'm always an underdog person anyway.
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#38
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Anyone who votes Austin

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#39
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Is it bad I don't know who Jane Austen is?

>_>

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Swallow your pride and throw away your prejudice and accept that women can write!
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