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A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, according to state media.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.


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...thoughts..?
#2
... what?
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#3
what.
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#4
wat
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#7
quoi?
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#9
Shen me?
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#14
Quid?
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#22
Thats cruel, she can't be that ugly
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#27
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You fucking what?
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#28
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#32
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,"


Oh come on.

This shit gets passed off by Uni students every Saturday morning
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#36
What an ass.
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#37
Is, "I think I am now a donkey", really just a poor translation of, "I feel like an ass"?
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#38
Have they thought that "donkey" was just an insult to the prostitute being really ugly?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#40
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Have they thought that "donkey" was just an insult to the prostitute being really ugly?
Good point
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