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Happy 20th birthday, Tyler!

For your birthday, I said I'd be nice to you (because I'm usually mean, due to you being a creepy pervert). This whole "being nice" thing includes a birthday thread! Woo!

In addition, I got you some chemistry stuff, because you're a science nerd.


Instead of a cake, here's a nice apple pie. Enjoy!

Now before, you die of an allergic reaction to apples, be sure to yell at some of those damn teenagers.

Happy birthday!
#2
happy birthday
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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#3
i didn't get you anything, but i remembered your birthday and left a comment this morning.

happy birthday!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
Happy birthday man!
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#7
Barely a birthday.
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#8
Happy Birthday, who would have thought that you would have made it this far.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#9
Happy birthday Tyler!

I got you some cesium so you can do cool things with it.



Oh, and congrats you're not a teenager anymore!
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#10
By chemistry stuff, you mean a heroin starter pack.
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#11
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By chemistry stuff, you mean a heroin starter pack.

Amateur meth lab set
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#16
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Happy birthday! I got you a RUSHed statement (see first sentence.)

Fucking Fassa.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
I got you a minecraft server to crash.


You like doing that, no?
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#18
Happy Birthday and welcome to the 20 Club.
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#19
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By chemistry stuff, you mean a heroin starter pack.

I took this picture of his arms. I'd hardly say he's a beginner.
#20
For a present, I got you Skyrim before it releases. Enjoy

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#22
Happy birthday!

I got you a cake.


But somebody ate it
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#24
I got you a naughty librarian.





If you don't want her, I'll be happy to take her back.
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#25
That looks like a regular librarian if you ask me.


But I know what you mean
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#26
Quote by L2112Lif
Happy Birthday, Tyler!

I got you a cake!



Its coded in Coconut ++


That looks more like a xml cake tbh. >_>

And, well... This is awkward.



Happy birthday Dirge, you're one of the better users on here.
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#27
Happy Birthday! Since someone else got you a gun, I got one specially made just for you!

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#28
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That looks like a regular librarian if you ask me.


But I know what you mean

Look at the way she's poised, she's askin' for it man.
XBOX LIVE Gamertag: Jazz Funeral
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#29
Happy birthday Tyler! I have nothing personal or witty to add, I just want your birthday to be nice.
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#31
Happy birthday!

I got you some more moths to get stuck in your leg hair.
mais mon cerveaux sait mieux.

last.fm



e-married to RevaM1ssP1ss & spanishyanez.
and e-child of Kensai.
#32
Happy birthday! I got you our future child.

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#33
I got you nothing because you deserve it.
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Free Will Swanson
#34
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Happy birthday! I got you our future child.


Wait, is that Kelly Clarkson?
you're a stone fox
#35
Happy birthday Tyler.

I got you your own meme.

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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#36
happy birthday! I'm in the 20 club as of recently as well.

I got you a knife

Just a sub-par guitar player..

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"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#38



Now you can leave NJ.

Happy birthday man.
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#40
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I got you an rv to go with your newly acquired chemistry stuff.



Meth lab, bro.
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