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I was watching a female friend of mine strip through a videochat online. My computer was muted for some reason so you couldn't hear anything.

She tells me to take my pants off and she wants to see me finish.

As I began to have a go at it I hear my roommate go into the bathroom. I figured that he usually takes awhile so I had time.

Never take chances in situations like these, NEVER.

Learn from my stupid, stupid mistakes.

Literally as I am about to finish, my roommate walks in the room. It's dark, and I had put my computer ontop of my junk and gotten halfway into my bed when he walked in and I came all over the inside of my bed.


****.

So he has no idea about anything that's going on and begins to go to sleep.

I'm sitting here now, minutes after this has happened, paralyzed in fear and shame.

Learn from this.
#2
Quote by fenderdude06
I was watching a female friend of mine strip through a videochat online.

Video or it didn't happen.
#5
I know everyone else knows already, but: Fake.

Where the hell are you trying to go with this TS? Your joke/troll/hoax doesn't really make any sense or seem to serve any purpose to me.

Also, don't actually answer me because I won't listen to anything you say after making your fake thread.
#8
I often ejaculate in my bed.


Imagine it was a physcially sexual situation. What's the issue with a bit of man juice in the love nest.
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#9
Quote by Stugg334
I often ejaculate in my bed.


Imagine it was a physcially sexual situation. What's the issue with a bit of man juice in the love nest.



This guy gets it.
#10
So you're jacking it and he goes into the bathroom for a while. You have all that time to finish off, yet you can only drop a jizzbomb when he's in the room.

I think you have to tell your room mate of your sexual attraction to him.
Last edited by Deliriumbassist at Oct 29, 2011,
#12
Quote by MakinLattes
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OT: Shit happens. He didn't notice. So put some pants on, clean up and try not to jerk off when your roommate is there mmkay?
#16
One time one of my roommates walked in on me, practically dick in hand, and asked if he could borrow a plastic fork. I gave him one. He didn't care. Its the kind of thing we laugh about now.
#17
Quote by FrauVfromPoB
One time one of my roommates walked in on me, practically dick in hand, and asked if he could borrow a plastic fork. I gave him one. He didn't care. Its the kind of thing we laugh about now.


Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
#18
Sounds like something Union jake would do?


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#20
Quote by Kamikaze1014
Sounds like something copy and pasted from /b/.

Lame none the less.

Really? It's a story of a guy almost getting caught fapping. I'm pretty sure that /b/ isn't the only place on the Internet full of wankers.
#21
I expect by now your lovely roommate has smelled your love juices and is/has proceeded to lick it off your bed, sheets, and blanket.

Good day sir.
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#22
Quote by Kamikaze1014
It's the highest concentration though.

Concentration and wanking is a great combination. I know some of my mates concentration faces, and I just realised you can probably interchange them with their wanking faces.
#23
Quote by Deadlock Riff
I expect by now your lovely roommate has smelled your love juices and is/has proceeded to lick it off your bed, sheets, and blanket.

Good day sir.

Are you his roommate?
#24
Someone almost caught you wanking?

Uhh, even if he did...didn't you still see a girls boobs? Seems like a win anyway.
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#25
Quote by triface
Video or it didn't happen.

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#26
I live Miles from you and I can still smell the Bull Shit.
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#27
Quote by fenderdude06
I was watching a female friend of mine strip through a videochat online. My computer was muted for some reason so you couldn't hear anything.

She tells me to take my pants off and she wants to see me finish.

As I began to have a go at it I hear my roommate go into the bathroom. I figured that he usually takes awhile so I had time.

Never take chances in situations like these, NEVER.

Learn from my stupid, stupid mistakes.

Literally as I am about to finish, my roommate walks in the room. It's dark, and I had put my computer ontop of my junk and gotten halfway into my bed when he walked in and I came all over the inside of my bed.


****.

So he has no idea about anything that's going on and begins to go to sleep.

I'm sitting here now, minutes after this has happened, paralyzed in fear and shame.

Learn from this.


"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#28
Quote by fenderdude06
This guy gets it.

You've got Bear Grylls as an avatar, i'm guessing you'd drink the stuff in a survival situation.
#29
I believe you and lol its not really that bad unless he saw your penie ejaculate.

Last edited by smokeysteve22 at Oct 29, 2011,
#30
Quote by MakinLattes
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"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

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#31
hmmm....

yeah........

mhmmmm.....

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#32
Should of just f*cked your room mate.
Is it hot in here??

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#33
This is actually a true story. Happened to me last night, I'm sure it's happened to most of you at least once (anyone could have walked in)

The embarrassment meter was very, very high. I'm pretty sure he knew what happened and just chose to ignore it.
#34
I feel like this was an effort to make an "epic thread", but you shouldn't TRY to make an epic thread.
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#35
Quote by fenderdude06
I had put my computer ontop of my junk and gotten halfway into my bed when he walked in and I came all over the inside of my bed.



At least it didn't get in the fan vent system. Suck it all in and spray it across your room.

That would destroy any element of subtlety, and give you a worse mess to worry about. Why would you put your laptop there?!
#36
TL;DR I was watching porn and me and my roommate had gay sex.
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#37
Quote by fenderdude06
I was watching a female friend of mine strip through a videochat online. My computer was muted for some reason so you couldn't hear anything.

She tells me to take my pants off and she wants to see me finish.


As I began to have a go at it I hear my roommate go into the bathroom. I figured that he usually takes awhile so I had time.

Never take chances in situations like these, NEVER.

Learn from my stupid, stupid mistakes.

Literally as I am about to finish, my roommate walks in the room. It's dark, and I had put my computer ontop of my junk and gotten halfway into my bed when he walked in and I came all over the inside of my bed.


****.

So he has no idea about anything that's going on and begins to go to sleep.

I'm sitting here now, minutes after this has happened, paralyzed in fear and shame.

Learn from this.


What did she do, write it down for you? I call bullshit.
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#39
Quote by son_of_bodom
TL;DR I was watching porn and me and my roommate had gay sex.

greatest TL;DR ever lol
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#40
@rockdude: +1.

Dude, I don't think she's a friend if she doesn't have actual sex with you. Is webcam sex the new thing or something?
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