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So there's a girl that I'm seeing who refuses to have sex with me at my house, because there's always someone there(and she's uncomfortable with her body or summat), or her house(because her parents are always there). And ****in' in a car in the woods is out of the question because of all the axe murderers that frequent the North Florida woodlands.

So I come to you with a question: Is it acceptable to pay for a hotel with cash? Do I offer collateral, such as a kidney or a bag of meth or something, or do I put down a deposit for possible damages and risk losing a hundred dollars for a one-night stand?

Or should I just rape her in the woods?
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#2
Kill her and then rape her and then eat her.
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#6
You both don't have to walk in together. Just go in by yourself, pay. Check out the room. Call her and tell her to come up to the room
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#7
If she's gonna be picky, be a gentleman and make her pay for the damn hotel.
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You both don't have to walk in together. Just go in by yourself, pay. Check out the room. Call her and tell her to come up to the room

The ones that I've checked out have a room rate. I could cram twenty people into one room and pay the same rate as if it was just me by myself alone sipping scotch and crying into dirty pillows.
But with nineteen other people watching me.


All those hotels want credit cards though. And I'm trying to find out how shifty it is if I ask to pay in cash. I'm nineteen. I just never stay at hotels. >.>
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#9
If you don't know the answer without posting on here, you aren't mature enough to be having sex yet.

Wait until you've grown up and you'll know what you should do.
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#10
you ALWAYS have ppl in the house? where the **** do you live in, a cemitery?
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If you don't know the answer without posting on here, you aren't mature enough to be having sex yet.

Wait until you've grown up and you'll know what you should do.

...Whoah, I just want someone to give me milk and read me a bedtime story. Does that come with sex?
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^not sure on how knowing whether hotels accept cash or not relates to the maturity required for sex.
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#14
read the hotels FAQ section and if its not there email or phone them
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I work at a resort and we do accept cash. We like to have a CC on file for the reservation but it is not a must. Usually there is a $50/night deposit as well.

If I pay in cash, I also have to pay the deposit. I get that deposit back after they check the room and see if I haven't written my name in blood and shit on the ceiling, rght? That's what I want to know. If there is a deposit, how much is it usually?
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I always pay for hotel rooms in cash, although they usually want a credit card for a deposit for obvious reasons.
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#17
You could just call a few hotels in the area >_>

EDIT: Also, disregard anyone who says "you're too young to have sex", the pit is host to a number of bitter virgins.
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axe murderers that frequent the North Florida woodlands.


should I just rape her in the woods?



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If I pay in cash, I also have to pay the deposit. I get that deposit back after they check the room and see if I haven't written my name in blood and shit on the ceiling, rght? That's what I want to know. If there is a deposit, how much is it usually?


The deposit is usually $50/night. That would be cash up front, with a cc the amount is only authorized. You get it back at the end of the stay and it is usually only taken for any incidental charges. Room service, parking or resort fee, etc.
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The deposit is usually $50/night. That would be cash up front, with a cc the amount is only authorized. You get it back at the end of the stay and it is usually only taken for any incidental charges. Room service, parking or resort fee, etc.

Say, for sake of the matter, that a stay at Days Inn is roughly $50 a night. Plus the fifty dollar deposit. Would they care if I check out after staying there for five hours? Or even twenty minutes. xDD
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#22
this sounds like a fuckin expensive one night stand
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she's uncomfortable with her body or summat
You really should get to know her better, son.
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#24
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Say, for sake of the matter, that a stay at Days Inn is roughly $50 a night. Plus the fifty dollar deposit. Would they care if I check out after staying there for five hours? Or even twenty minutes. xDD


If you pay for the night you can leave whenever, it's your room. However, if you do only plan on staying for that long I would try to avoid the deposit. Ask if they can just set your reservation up as a "no post." This just means you won't have any charging privelages to the room. It might also help to give them some lame excuse like, "I have been driving for 20 hours and just need a few hours sleep. Is there anyway I can just avoid the deposit?"
#25
I say you get a new girl. This sounds way too expensive and complex for some penatratial coitus.
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I say you get a new girl. This sounds way too expensive and complex for some penatratial coitus.


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So there's a girl that I'm seeing who refuses to have sex with me at my house, because there's always someone there(and she's uncomfortable with her body or summat), or her house(because her parents are always there). And ****in' in a car in the woods is out of the question because of all the axe murderers that frequent the North Florida woodlands.

So I come to you with a question: Is it acceptable to pay for a hotel with cash? Do I offer collateral, such as a kidney or a bag of meth or something, or do I put down a deposit for possible damages and risk losing a hundred dollars for a one-night stand?

Or should I just rape her in the woods?

what
#30
Surely you can get a cheap hotel, and paying with cash surely isn't a problem?

Whenever I go on holiday, even in reaaal nice hotels it's always paid in cash. You may need to book ahead if it's a busy place, but oh well, if it's close by you could do it in person, drop a deposit of like 10% off or something and all is well.

Unless it's a super fancy place, but something like a travelodge or a premier inn (I assume you have equivalents to these in the US, just cheap one night hotels, essentially made for business trips and affairs) would suffice for a quick romp.
#31
It sounds to me like she is just fending you off. If you get a motel room she'll probably make the excuse that using one would make her feel like a cheap ***** or some such bullshit. Tell her to hold a pillow over her head while you're banging her if she's afraid of people hearing her.
#32
Quote by GaryBillington
If you don't know the answer without posting on here, you aren't mature enough to be having sex yet.

Wait until you've grown up and you'll know what you should do.



This. If you are immature enough to not know this then you shouldn't be having sex.
#33
There's this one hotel nearby that charges $30 for 3 hours. When I paid with cash they would always swipe my driver's license. I guess in case any damages were made.
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This. If you are immature enough to not know this then you shouldn't be having sex.


Dude, he's only like 5 months younger than you, don't get condescending. Its not even a really stupid question anyway.
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This. If you are immature enough to not know this then you shouldn't be having sex.


Da **** are you talking about?

All he wants to know is whether you need to have a credit card to put down the security deposit on a room, or if you have to pay in cash.
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You could just call a few hotels in the area >_>

EDIT: Also, disregard anyone who says "you're too young to have sex", the pit is host to a number of bitter virgins.

I have sex on a regular basis and I think either he or she are too young to be having sex. If you're not willing to do it in the general vicinity of your parents, you're too young.
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you ALWAYS have ppl in the house? where the **** do you live in, a cemitery?

Theres always someone home here. My mom doesnt work, have a little sister, have a younger brother and a dad. Someone is always home.
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#39
Just fuck your hooker in your car like an adult.
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I have sex on a regular basis and I think either he or she are too young to be having sex. If you're not willing to do it in the general vicinity of your parents, you're too young.


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