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Up the way where the buses stay

And the sign glows way above the ticket booth

I made a fuss but I have to bus

No not a car not a train not a taxi

Sad to say I’m on MiWay

Nowhere for my tired heard to lay

The kids are loud, parents really not so proud

I will not return to this horrid thing, I vowed

Blares of honking horns sound

From the cars that speed past this slow vehicle

I’m sure that if we got an ox to pull

My bowels would not be so full

Sad to say I’m on MiWay

Nowhere for my tired heard to lay

The kids are loud, parents really not so proud

I will not return to this horrid thing, I vowed

Now I stay home for not a day

Until the time for me to get back on it

I will not fuss ‘bout that ugly bus

I’ll find a car or a train or a taxi, I’m not...

Sad to say I’m off MiWay

Got somewhere for my rested head to stay

Kids still quite loud, parents really not so proud

I will not return to that horrid thing, I vowed