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so when you're dancin wit some bitch, n her booty is all rubbin up in ur junk, how do you feel about gettin some wood when this occurs????"
#2
bitch noes she gettin u hard datz why shes duin it lol
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#4
I think it's only natural, but you better save your wood for later cause grindin' ain't a guarantee.

Quote by mighty scoop
so when you're dancin wit some bitch, n her booty is all rubbin up in ur junk, how do you feel about gettin some wood when this occurs????"

Actually you seem more like the person who'd blow his load right then and there. Don't worry, it happens to some people.

#6
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I think it's only natural, but you better save your wood for later cause grindin' ain't a guarantee.


Actually you seem more like the person who'd blow his load right then and there. Don't worry, it happens to some people.


lol k broo k
#7
Her booty is rubbing against my junk? Is she a pirate? Why do I have junk with me? Moreover, why would I go to home depot to pick up some wood if this ever happened?
#8
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I think it's only natural, but you better save your wood for later cause grindin' ain't a guarantee.


Actually you seem more like the person who'd blow his load right then and there. Don't worry, it happens to some people.

yo stop playa hatin u jst jeelus u aint get yo dick grnded yo
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#9
Quote by SlayingDragons
Her booty is rubbing against my junk? Is she a pirate? Why do I have junk with me? Moreover, why would I go to home depot to pick up some wood if this ever happened?

Interesting segue: A synonym pirates used for loot was Swag.

They stole Swag.

SWAG
#10
Quote by SlayingDragons
Her booty is rubbing against my junk? Is she a pirate? Why do I have junk with me? Moreover, why would I go to home depot to pick up some wood if this ever happened?

Sigged. xD
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#13
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Yo ah'm not hatin on no playa bro, ah'm sorry but ah can't he`p but feel jelus slap mah fro!

aight nigga we cool
#14
Quote by mighty scoop
so when you're dancin wit some bitch, n her booty is all rubbin up in ur junk, how do you feel about gettin some wood when this occurs????"


It's a positive thing between you and your mother.

Don't feel bad bro.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#15
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Yo ah'm not hatin on no playa bro, ah'm sorry but ah can't he`p but feel jelus slap mah fro!
jst go out an git yo dck grndd on aint hard broo jst lik yo dick oooooooo
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't for discussing leveling-up strategies.
#17
Quote by juckfush
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't for discussing leveling-up strategies.

u can lvl up on ur bish while she grinds on ur peen and then make sex on her
#18
Quote by juckfush
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't for discussing leveling-up strategies.
im sure u is, nerd oooooooooo
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
Quote by element4433
jst go out an git yo dck grndd on aint hard broo jst lik yo dick oooooooo

mmhhmm ya noe wamsayin pimp jst fuck bitches ge money yeee
#20
What the fuck am i reading
Quote by nincompoop
potcorn56, you are a god.
#23
try and poke her rite in the bumhole
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#24
Quote by devourke
yo readin is 4 pussies nigga

whats a pussy?
Quote by nincompoop
potcorn56, you are a god.
#25
Quote by potcorn56
whats a pussy?

yo dawgs this nigga aint neva seen a pussay

nigga you aint even fuked a bitch yet? i was fuking bitches when i was in diapers nigga
#26
bow wow wow, yippe yo, yippe yay......... where my dogs at? bark with me now, and then kill that bitch
#27
Most bitchz that dance like that are feral so getting a boner would be hazardous to my health
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#28
Quote by devourke
yo dawgs this nigga aint neva seen a pussay

nigga you aint even fuked a bitch yet? i was fuking bitches when i was in diapers nigga

you fuck a female dog? isnt that illegal in the USA
Quote by nincompoop
potcorn56, you are a god.
#29
Quote by potcorn56
you fuck a female dog? isnt that illegal in the USA

nigga you assume im fukin american?

im from fukin New Zealand dog, ya feel me? fukin callin me out as amerikan fuk you bro
#30
Quote by potcorn56
you fuck a female dog? isnt that illegal in the USA
This is nowhere near as funny as you think it is.

Normally I'd veil this with sarcasm, but the last time I did the person believed it and I had nowhere to go with it.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
i fuk dem bitches in diapers, yo, old and yung.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#33
Quote by element4433
This is nowhere near as funny as you think it is.

Normally I'd veil this with sarcasm, but the last time I did the person believed it and I had nowhere to go with it.

Was it in the thread which derailed to Hogwarts and Britain?
#36
Quote by element4433
This is nowhere near as funny as you think it is.

Normally I'd veil this with sarcasm, but the last time I did the person believed it and I had nowhere to go with it.

implying this thread was funny to begin with, and im drunk
Quote by nincompoop
potcorn56, you are a god.
#37
Quote by devourke
Was it in the thread which derailed to Hogwarts and Britain?

oi ye daft wee cunt u givin cheeck to hogwarts ay?!
#40
y u b grndin wit a btch? jst skp ahed nd git it 'n rite on da dance flr.
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