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#1
Does anybody know why you have to be at least 5'9" to donate sperm?
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#2
Because short people are cunts.

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#8
because people to wan't there kids to grow up to be short. they also don't want there kids to be gingers so most sperm banks dont take donations from gingers either.
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#9
Sperm Banks are very stupid. I went once and the receptionist said "Please sir, we have rooms to take your sperm in.".
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#10
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because people to wan't there kids to grow up to be short. they also don't want there kids to be gingers so most sperm banks dont take donations from gingers either.

I remember reading a news story about that, it wasn't that they don't take donations from gingers, it's that they already have enough sperm from the gingers.
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I remember reading a news story about that, it wasn't that they don't take donations from gingers, it's that they already have enough sperm from the gingers.

Supply/Demand, eh?

Poor little gingers, I'll take your sperm if no one else will
#12
Some of them also require college diploma's and shit. I had this conversation last night and these were the exact points brought up.
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Supply/Demand, eh?

Poor little gingers, I'll take your sperm if no one else will


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#16
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I remember reading a news story about that, it wasn't that they don't take donations from gingers, it's that they already have enough sperm from the gingers.


They're just saying that. Fucking gingers.
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#17
I am a ginger....and....i wish i wasnt.....you have reaffirmed all the facts i have wrestled with my whole life....

I am a ginger and i am nothing....
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#18
A penis is generally required...
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I am a ginger....and....i wish i wasnt.....you have reaffirmed all the facts i have wrestled with my whole life....

I am a ginger and i am nothing....

Gingers can talk?


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#20
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I just can't help it, the thought of all that sperm stagnating in a freezer somewhere is too much for my soul to bear


****ing hell, just let a load of gingers bukkake you then, I'm sure they'll be up for it what with being ginger.
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****ing hell, just let a load of gingers bukkake you then, I'm sure they'll be up for it what with being ginger.

Nah man, I can't be seen soliciting ginger-orgies in public, I've got an image to maintain.
#22
On a side-note, I've never seen gingers in any porn, anyone else?
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#23
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On a side-note, I've never seen gingers in any porn, anyone else?

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#24
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Faye Reagan?

Oh sorry, I meant male gingers.
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#25
no TS, you've got that completely wrong. you must be at least 5.9"
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no TS, you've got that completely wrong. you must be at least 5.9"


That's what he said.

EDIT: Oh, you meant penis size. I get it.
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#27
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no TS, you've got that completely wrong. you must be at least 5.9"

That's it?
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#28
this is a great time to be 5'7"




Also, what's wrong with gingers? I've never understood the joke.
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#29
I'm too short.
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#30
I wanna donate sperm but I'm 5'5". Not fair.
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#31
Nobody wants a short baby.
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#32
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Because short people are cunts.

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#34
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There's guys in porn?

I only see guys in my porn.
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#35
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I only see guys in my porn.




That was already copied and somewhat fit the situation so, of course, I had to post it.
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#38
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I wanna donate sperm but I'm 5'5". Not fair.

I'll take your sperm. I want my children to grow thick beards and have potato penises.
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wat?
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