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#1
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#2
I already disliked coffee. This just gives me another reason not to drink it.
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#3
Coffee. Not even once.
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#5
F*ck that, there aren't enough legal drugs. You can't take one away.
#8
OK OK I admit it! I have a coffee drinking problem! In fact I'm strung out on caffeine right this moment! I need help
#10
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F*ck that, there aren't enough legal drugs. You can't take one away.

Psst, I think you might have missed the point.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#12
Legalise coffee maaaaaaan!!

I love coffee... It's proven to reduce the risk of alzeihmer's in men and has anti-cancer properties.
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#15
I just went down to about a half of a pot a day. I was up to 2 pots a day at one point many years ago.

Oh yeah, I've been drinking coffee since first grade every morning, not joking.
#16
Screw all you coffee haters. It's my choice! I can decide what I want to put into my body! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY COFFEE AWAY FROM ME I WON'T LET YOU!


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That was uncalled for, but I haven't had a cup in almost an hour and I'm feeling a little irritable...
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Psst, I think you might have missed the point.

Oh, I thought it was real anti coffee propaganda.
#21
Screw caffein, I'll use cocaine to wake up in the morning!
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#23
Quote by W4RP1G
I just went down to about a half of a pot a day. I was up to 2 pots a day at one point many years ago.

Oh yeah, I've been drinking coffee since first grade every morning, not joking.


Yeah, I drink a serious amount of coffee... my stomach is actually starting to erode because of drinking so much coffee
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#24
fuk u, drink coffee err'day
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#25


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#26
I was once out of coffee one morning and tried to put a sock on my head..
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#27
I went out one morning and walked about two blocks before realizing I'd left my wallet at home. Thanks, coffee.
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#34
I had two cups of coffee this morning and it made me kill my cat and eat its lungs.
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#35
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"Over 99.9% of alcohol, heroin, cocaine and meth addicts have tried coffee first"

Haha are they implying coffee is a gateway drug?


God dammit, that's just not a risk I'm willing to take.


For that reason, I'm out.
#38
I've heard coffee makes people violent. Gotta ban that shit yo.
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#40
Not sure if serious...

I drink coffee daily but I don't think I'm addicted. I've gone days without drinking and not even noticing

I just like the taste of it.
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