A. I'm pretty sure there is a thread to post Cracked articles.
B. There are ways around all of those that would allow a zombie apocalypse to proceed.
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it would not fail......it is going to happen.....and soon..

It's already happening in the UK
Some cult going on.

Some Uni even did a conference on the study of zombies this week, because it's gotten so big.
There's a Cracked.com thread. Use the searchbar.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^

"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.

the biggest reason why a zombie apocalypse won't happen is because the dead won't raise. there. done.
i don't know why i feel so dry
Isn't there a Cracked thread for this shit?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect