#3
Just don't be a drunken ass.
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#4
Not got much to add but if the Casinos in Arizona are anything like they are here, don't go in expecting everyone to be suited up like a Bond movie or Oceans Eleven.

Also make sure you watch at least one game of whatever you plan to play before you join the game because some Casinos (especially with Blackjack) have their own way of running the game.
#7
Dress nicely and shave, don't be a drunk dick, don't exaggerate your emotions when you lose, poker machines is like 50% of a casinos income so don't use them
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#8
be nice to the waitresses. if you want to drink, keep in mind the volume of your voice. don't yell out like a ****ing idiot when you lose. don't be a smart arse to the security guards.

of course, if you want extreme lulz, do the complete opposite of what i just said.
#9
Aww, The whole 21 years to be allowed to drink and gamble baffles me. It's 18 in Aus. But the casino here sucks ass. :/ I just go to local leagues club and take on the Blackjack computer that gets me everytime with her soothing voice.

Anyways mang. Don't worry to much. It's a lot more laid back than you think.

Oh and as stated before. STAY AWAY FROM THE POKIES! They are bad everywhere.
Last edited by Mr.-Bungle at Oct 31, 2011,
#13
Lol count cards!
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#14
Dont piss into the roulette, they frown on that behaviour.
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#15
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Learn to count cards.

I did...52 every time
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#16
Is it really that complicated? You don't get too drunk or obnoxious, tip your dealer when you win, and be extremely mindful of other's chips. Some places will throw you out if your elbow touches someone else's chips.

Oh yeah: And when you change money into chips, the casino owns it until you change it back to cash, so they can and will take it from you if they kick you out or catch you cheating.
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#17
The role is to keep putting money into the slot machines until you run out. Then you go to an ATM to get more cash. After about ten hours you stumble out, broke, drunk, and ashamed.
#18
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I did...52 every time

I usually get 0, but whatevz.


OT: I've never heard of any Casino Etiquette but not pissing in the roulette is good advice.
#20
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Dont piss into the roulette, they frown on that behaviour.

This. Also, walking into security guards whilst drunk is a good way to get k̶i̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ a security escort. And then people will think you're special
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#21
Don't use your phone at any table.

Be prepared to have sex with lonely middle-late aged women.
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#22
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Be prepared to have sex with lonely middle-late aged women.

Best part of the casino experience.
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#23
etiquette? It's a casino man, just walk in, don't be dressed like a bum and have money with you. those are the rules.
#25
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Dont piss into the roulette, they frown on that behaviour.



Dude, When did you come back?
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#26
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Dude, When did you come back?


about 20 minutes ago

I got bored so thought I would drop in. Miss me?
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#27
The one we go to locally hasn't given us any trouble really
As long as we gamble
As students though we gamble TINY amounts....and stay for the free buffet on tuesday evenings

Just wear something like a shirt and jeans....nothing chavvy and you should be fine
#28
Pee on the table when you lose.
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#29
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The role is to keep putting money into the slot machines until you run out. Then you go to an ATM to get more cash. After about ten hours you stumble out, broke, drunk, and ashamed.


Switch that to three hours and this is my experience.
#31
Depending on what casino you go to, I highly recommend sitting and learning craps. I did this when I went to Vegas and it is the EASIEST game to make bank on. Plus you can play for a lot longer than any other game.

Serious, learn craps, its wicked fun. Problem is that no casino in Souther AZ has craps

Still haven't figured out why.
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